WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and will attempt to steal your underwear...  Tonight is a special night for Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty.  After years of effort, their "scratch off lottery" strategy FINALLY pays off, and now it's time to celebrate!  There's liquor kegs, frightened prostitutes, and a pornographic marching band.SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Kim's Pornographic Marching Band (as always, you did NOT disappoint)-Cheb's Heart Attack Pizza (we are now fully clogged...wonderful job)-Librarian Mindy Reynolds (we had no idea the internet did something besides porn)

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