How To Be A Miserable Failure

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and are wanted in several countries...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they get sued.  There's bubble eyes, depressed lawyers and someone gets hit by a bus!Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead):www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Big Larry (best handstand we've EVER seen)-Randy's Dumb Rum (thanks for the help managing our demons)-Frank Costello Jr. (sorry about your dad, we didn't know about the fetish)

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and will attempt to steal your underwear...  Tonight is a special night for Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty.  After years of effort, their "scratch off lottery" strategy FINALLY pays off, and now it's time to celebrate!  There's liquor kegs, frightened prostitutes, and a pornographic marching band.SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Kim's Pornographic Marching Band (as always, you did NOT disappoint)-Cheb's Heart Attack Pizza (we are now fully clogged...wonderful job)-Librarian Mindy Reynolds (we had no idea the internet did something besides porn)

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should NEVER be around small animals, or open flames...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they broadcast LIVE from their 2nd home, County Jail Cellblock #4!  There's "prison wallets," puking, and a large shit explosion.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead):www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.comSPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Randy Nash (we WILL fix your bike tire)-Uncle Gary's Back Cream (also makes great lube)-Busted Bill's Liquor Store & Produce Stand (thanks for the gin lettuce)

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should be jailed for a long, long, longtime...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they host the annual Miserable Failure Awards! There's madness, mayhem, and lots of losers.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead): www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Elk's Lodge #409 (sorry about the damages)-Terry (you know who you are...please return Mr. Snyder's pride)-Cruze Grape Soda (the fastest route to cavities we've ever mixed with vodka)

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and smell really, really, really bad...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they FINALLY work a real job (if you consider working to be drinking & sleeping). There's "home alone" traps, a shitty intern, and lots of broken glass. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Double D's Erotic Museum (please put signs up saying that's NOT allowed)-Muscle Cream Ladies Club (we wouldn't pay us either)-Larry Frankford (we have your poodle, send $1MILLON, paypal, NOW)

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This episode is sponsored by

· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and they TOTALLY suck (at everything)...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they interview potential new interns they'll never pay (of course), and plan to abuse daily (of course). There's an obstacle course, bad language, and lots of intense pain. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Dancing Beaver Bar & Grill (sorry about your bathroom)-Lucy Dartmouth (your purse is behind the dumpster)-Barbecue Jim (that's what happens when you smoke to close to the pump, moron)

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two dirt balls are actual Miserable Failures, and they CONSTANTLY leak pus...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they "cash in" at the bank (i.e. donate sperm, body hair, etc.).  There's awkward masturbation, bartering over the price of bodily fluids, and heavy drinking.

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