How To Be A Miserable Failure

WARNING: This podcast will increase penis size (oops, we meant tumor).  These two buttheads are actual Miserable Failures, and they almost never wipe...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they hold their semi-quarterly Miserable Failure Board Meeting.  There's breast milk addiction, finger collections, and a brown windowless panel van running out of room.

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WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two shit bags are actual Miserable Failures, and they're contagious...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they travel in their brown windowless panel van to the "11th Annual Beer-Brat-Cheese-&-Cabbage Festival."  There's sex, hobo fights, and occasional heart burn.

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WARNING: This podcast will lead to job loss and divorce.  These two burnouts are actual Miserable Failures, and they're currently violating parole...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they travel to their "home away from panel van" for a night in the trailer park. There's angry midgets, adult carnival games, and broken dreams.

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WARNING: This podcast will lead to intense, lifelong, regret.  These two crap sacks are actual Miserable Failures, and they're proud of it...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they party the Miserable Failure way (in a free health clinic alley).  There's infections, dumpster chicken, and dirty panel van sex.

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WARNING: This podcast will hurt (not help) you.  These two dumb asses are actual Miserable Failures, and they're ALWAYS intoxicated...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty on their annual Bigfoot hunt/vacation in the woods.  There's heavy drug use, bladder issues, and broken glory holes.

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WARNING: This podcast will itching and mild hallucinations.  These two rim jobs are actual Miserable Failures, and (of course) refuse to bathe...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they broadcast LIVE from Henderson Middle School.  There's large amounts of booze, a mascot who may now have brain damage (fingers crossed), and lots of "learning."

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