Scream 101

SyFy has stepped in to save yet another franchise, so it’s them we have to thank (or curse) for today’s subject: ANACONDA 3: OFFSPRING!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is sick and thus much more quiet than normal, and Sergio waxes poetic about the snake!

Ten Word Reviews: Brittany Runs a Marathon, Pain and Glory

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We’re at the part where every time a new movie shows up in a franchise it’s a fresh shock that something so cheap managed to produce so many sequels… It’s LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan ranks the skills of the onscreen rappers, and Sergio is perhaps at his sleepiest!

Ten Word Reviews: Dark Phoenix, Hustlers

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It’s time for the most ambitious event in crossover history: FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan laments the loss of continuity, and Sergio powers through his sickness to be funnier than ever!

Ten Word Reviews: Downton Abbey, Tall Girl

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We’ve taken a detour into the Amazon for some anaconda-watching, but we’re back in Maine this week to talk LAKE PLACID: THE FINAL CHAPTER!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is glad to have Reba back in the action, and Sergio laments the terrible CGI!

Ten Word Reviews: Pineapple Express, It: Chapter 2

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We’re continuing our serpentine pattern around this new franchise with 2004’s ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan regrets he forgot to mention this is from the director of Halloween 4, and Sergio lusts after the hunky leading man!

Ten Word Reviews: Tigers Are Not Afraid, Showgirls

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We’ve reached the end of this franchise, I guess you could call it… our concluding location? It’s 2011’s FINAL DESTINATION 5!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan learns that he is the straight man of the podcast, Sergio , and we rank all five of the Final Destination movies!

Ten Word Reviews: Ready or Not, The Hustle

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We’re closing out the month with yet another blast of Warwick Davis straight to the face! It’s LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan for once gets the wrong end of the nostalgia stick, Sergio lists the characters he hates (AKA all of them), and we discuss the scope of the Dominian empire!

Ten Word Reviews: Blinded by the Light, Dora and the Lost City of Gold, The Farewell

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We’re back on our regular marathon grind, with the first Frankenstein movie that isn’t all that great! It’s 1942’s THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan defends Frankenstein’s humanity, Sergio watches the movie once and a half time, and we discuss our favorite returning character, Ygor’s clarinet!

Ten Word Reviews: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

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We interrupt these marathons with a brand new series! To prep for our upcoming Lake Placid crossover, we’re kicking off a new branch with 1997’s ANACONDA!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan only wants to talk about other J Lo movies, Sergio’s nostalgia finally fails him, and we mostly just apologize to our friend Trace who loves this movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

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Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we mostly just apologize to our friend Trace who loves this movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

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Part four of this new marathon hits its first low (but not as low as you might think) with 2009’s THE FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we announce the beginning of a super new bonus marathon!

Ten Word Reviews: Stuber

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