Let's work out the opposite of things that don't have a natural opposite. Let's work out the opposite of Screaming Yellow Zonkers (after we work out what Screaming Yellow Zonkers are), then work out the opposite of dressage, before working out the opposite of short shorts (we like short shorts).

Are we right? Did we work out the right opposites of those things? Let us know, and join in the fun, because joining in is always fun.