EAT WHEATIES! MOVIE REVIEW

This new film, directed and written by Scott Abramovitch and based on the book “The Locklear Letters” by Michael Kun, is the story of intent and presentation and how none of that matters on the internet. Back in his glory days as a college student, Sid Straw was dating the sorority sister of a famous actor/director/producer sensation. Now as a functional albeit socially awkward adult, Sid sets out to prove once and for all that he did befriend Elizabeth Banks back in the day. On her Facebook fan page, he posts invitations to their college reunion as well as anecdotes and the personal stuff from his own life and everything slowly begins to unravel when he learns you can’t just delete what you’ve already posted on the internet. Sid (Tony Hale) is the lovable protagonist that 2021 needs. His friends and family who help him through these trying times are an ensemble of comedic legends such as Alan Tudyk, Paul Walter Hauser, Elisha Cuthbert, Sara Chalke, and Danielle Brooks. Bradly, Jordan, T.C. and Spidermike lay out their own seven degrees of celebrity encounters while also discussing the return of the heartfelt comedy after such a dreadfully serious awards season.

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DIRECTED BY: Scott Abramovitch

STARRING: Tony Hale, Paul Walter Hauser, Danielle Brooks, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Chalke, Lamorne Morris, Alan Tudyk, Robbie Amell, Hayden Szeto, Rizwan Manji, Sarah Goldberg, Sarah Burns, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Sugar Lyn Beard, Phil Reeves, Mimi Kennedy, Kristian Bruun, Enuka Okuma, Kristen Gutoskie, Kylie Bunbury

 

YOUR REVIEWERS

 

Bradly Martin (Screener Squad, Eye on the Prize, Breakfast Pub)

Bradly Martin was born in the united states and grew up on a healthy diet of sports, films, and books. A rather shy lad who kept to himself, Bradly soon discovered the best way to know a person was to know what people liked. Through out the years Bradly became a fan of many things and a fanatic of none. From Doctor Dre, to Doctor Strange and the who’s who of Whos. From Playstation to the Dreamcast and Marvel to DC. From LeBron James to James Bond and Lord of the Rings to Lord Palmerston (or Pitt the Elder if you agree with Wade Boggs) and is a huge fan of dad jokes and randomly obscure Simpsons references. Armed with a vast knowledge of comics, films, and pop culture. Bradly traveled the world making friends and sharing takes. As a young man Bradly married the love of his life young and grew older every year with each new child brought into the brood. If trends continue, Scientists predict that .2% of Canada (where Bradly and family reside) will be populated by Bradly’s children by the year 2029. You can hear him leading and listening to his favorite critics on the Screener Squad and Eye on the prize and maybe even provide some comments of his own.

 

 

Jordan Cobb (Screener Squad)

Born with a comic book in one hand, a camera in the other, and in front of the television as WrestleMania played out, Jordan Worth Cobb was thus birthed into this crazy world. A Digital Filmmaking major from the University of Central Arkansas, Jordan has done it all in film from directing, writing, editing, and producing in addition to skills involved in film and TV criticism, journalism, and years of podcasting experience. On any given day, her ADHD riddled brain bounces focus from film to pro wrestling to TV to superheroes to noir to video games to espionage and yes, even to sports. She played little league you know. For more of this eccentric nerd, you can follow her on Twitter