SECRET HEADQUARTERS MOVIE REVIEW

If you’ve exhausted your current superhero content after consuming Moon Knight, Ms. Marvel, Thor Four the Fourth Thor Love and Thor-der, available She-Hulk episodes, three seasons of The Boys, The Boys: Diabolical, Invincible, DC’s League of Super Pets, The Batman, DragonBall Super: Super Hero, Morbius, Catwoman Hunted, Green Lantern: Fear My Power, Teen Titans Go! & DC Super Hero Girls: Mayhem in the Multiverse, and Ladybug & Cat Noir: Awakening, and you’re anxiously awaiting the upcoming superhero releases of Black Adam, Wakanda Forever, Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Aquaman (Amber Heard is still somehow in this) and The Flash movie is still coming out, but they canceled Batgirl, and you just absolutely need to see something with a CGI superhero fighting the villain version of himself with the same powers, AND you’ve run through all the back catalog of superhero content on Netflix, HBO, Hulu, and Amazon, then Paramount Plus has the movie for you! Jack Kincaid (Owen Wilson) is The Guard, a superhero chosen by an alien artifact to inherit its powers and save the world, but his hero duties cause him to neglect his parental duties to his son Charlie (Walker Scobell), driving a wedge between them. When Charlie stays at Jack’s house for his birthday, he invites his friends Berger, Lizzie, and Maya over, where they find Jack’s underground lair and find out his secret identity. Meanwhile, a weapons CEO named Ansel Argon (Michael Peña) wants to use The Guard’s power source for his own sinister schemes. When the villains attack, the kids must team up to defend the secret headquarters and save the world. Harmoni, Sarah Jane, T.C. and Chad answer the call of the One Of Us signal to explain how perfectly fine this movie is.

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DIRECTED BY: Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman

STARRING: Walker Scobell, Owen Wilson, Keith L. Williams, Momona Tamada, Michael Peña, Jesse Williams, Charles Melton, Abby James Witherspoon, Kezii Curtis, Jessie Mueller, Lucius Baston, DK Metcalf, Dustin Ingram, Levy Tran, Michael Anthony, Lav Luv, Dayna Beilenson

 

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Chad Halvorsen (Screener Squad)

Chad Halvorsen currently resides in Milwaukee, WI, where he produces and edits commercials, films, and everything in between. He was always a fan of film/television growing up, spending days in the Summer, making (terrible) home movies with his brothers. Little did he know that passion would carry on into adulthood. Since 2006, Chad has worked for several agencies in various departments. Shooting, producing, editing, production management, directing, and when forced to, writing copy. In 2015, Chad decided to take the big leap and become a freelancer. Since then, he’s produced content for Lyft, AT&T, Target,