In this first patrons-only episode, Ryan and Jeremy discuss whether there may have been any non-God-fearing Jews at the time of the Exodus, what may have caused that, and how they could possibly go on not revering God when he delivered them in such an incredible way. Also, we don't have theme music for the ... Continue reading BONUS: Scripture Disgust 1: Cultural Jews in Exodus

Yahweh tells his people to clear out and head to a very sticky place. We discuss the significance of "milk and honey", talk about why God told them to leave, and what they are supposed to do next. Also, we've discovered the foundation verse for Marvel Comics' Avengers series. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] ... Continue reading 39: Leaving Sinai (Exodus 33)

Israel is pretty quick to go back on their faith in Yahweh, even after all they went through. I mean, come on- Moses was only gone without warning for a month and a half! Aaron comes up with the worst cover story ever, Moses gets angry, and people get slaughtered. Typical Exodus. Leave us a ... Continue reading 38: The Golden Calf (Exodus 32)

Slavery, kidnapping, butt henna, and various other laws. The good times roll as we leaf through 10 chapters. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

We tackle the rest of the Big 10, and we also go off on plenty of tangents. What did you think of this episode? Got anything to add? Post it as a comment, email us or leave us a voicemail! To leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: ... Continue reading 36: The Ten Commandments [Part 2] (Exodus 20b)

How do you pronounce "commandments"? Jeremy and Ryan say it differently to each other. Also, the first 4 or 5 commandments are broken down, discussing implications, insinuations, institutions and idiotic interpretations of each. What do you think? eave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

Israel camps out at a hill in the wilderness. There's a big storm on the mountain, and Moses has business to attend to on behalf of the people. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

Moses plays Judge Judy for 2.5 million people, so his father-in-law, who was quite possibly younger than him, gave him a metaphorical slap in the face. Good on ya, Jethro. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

More complaining in the wilderness, thirst quenched yet again, a big war at Rephidim, and Moses loses all circulation in his arms. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly

A spontaneous musical number with a tambourine breakdown, falling flakes of gluten, and everyone leaves the pool. Leave us a voicemail: voicemail.scripturereadbadly.com Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.scripturereadbadly.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/scripturereadbadly Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly