Scripty Business

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Scripty Business episodes

  • Blind Makeup, Twin Stinks, and Jellyfish doing the worm

    Hoist the anchor and set sail on a dangerous seafaring voyage with tin twins, Goldeneye, and a wormy jellyfish.

    This week, Murray's replaced by our favourite fan and most talented friend - Grace Mezak - meaning Welsh has to steer the Scripty Business ship on a voyage into the unknown. The names, and the title, is obviously gold.

    It's Moana meets Waterworld meets Teen Wolf if Kevin Costner sailed a ship of sewage. Shine those eyes, oil your hand and avoid touching the jellyfish at all costs.

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    59 min
  • Other Business | Episode of the Living Dead

    In Other Business - what makes a good Zombie movie? Is the origin important? Do we need lots of Action? Can Murray calm the heck down and wait for Welsh to get to the next section?

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    #movies #filmmaking #scifi #horror #film #writing #essay #evildead #zombies #zombie #traintobusan #zombieland #dawnofthedead #28dayslater

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    39 min
  • Marital Strife, Apocalyptic Orgies, and a Book voiced by Danny Devi- Oh God it's a sequel

    Lock and load your kaiju dildos, because Scripty Business is dropping you headfirst into a cinematic wasteland unlike anything you've ever seen before.

    This week, Welsh and Murray spin the Wheel of Doom and get slapped with a curveball resulting in the logical direction of writing an official, highly unwanted sequel to a previous script nightmare.

    It's The Last of Us meets Silent Hill 2 meets The Book of Eli if everyone completely lost their minds - and pants. Pull the sheets up, make sure your socks stay on, and enjoy the chaos.

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    1 hr
  • Other Business | Welsh Talks Timey-Wimey

    Welsh is flying completely solo this week for a brand new edition of Other Business, and he’s diving deep into his absolute favorite concept in all of fiction: Time Travel. Without Murray there to hold him back or keep him on track, Welshy geeks out over paradoxes, parallel timelines and temporal distortion.

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    #movies #filmmaking #scifi #drwho #evildead #butterflyeffect #paradoxes #film #writing #essay #backtothefuture #idiocracy #avengers

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    27 min
  • 2026: The Best of the Worst (So Far!)

    Whether it’s historical revisionism or pure creative chaos, we’re celebrating the madness that keeps this show running. Strap in for a sensory overload of highlights that proves we have absolutely no idea what we’re doing—and we love every second of it.

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    #improv #podcast #movies #writing #stories #scriptybusinesspodcast #film #highlights #clipshow #2026

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    41 min
  • Other Business | The Greatest Action Movie of All Time 💥

    A deep-seated, multi-year cinematic argument finally boils over into the studio. What makes an action movie? And once that's decided - what's the greatest action movie of all time?

    In this episode of Other Business, we are ditching the script outlines to hash out the single greatest action movie in cinema history. 

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    #movies #filmmaking #actionmovies #madmax #furyroad #hardboiled #crank #johnwick #nobody #casinoroyale #johnwoo #otherbusiness #behindthescenes #podcast

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    50 min
  • French Kisses, German Accents & a severe misunderstanding of history

    What happens when two guys have to improvise a period-piece romance script that somehow involves VHS Tapes, a love triangle, and a very-rushed-twist-ending. Think The Prestige meets Amélie meets Get Out.

    In this episode of Scripty Business, we travel back to 1890 Berlin to follow a semi-clairvoyant storytelling Frenchman. He's busy wooing a wealthy Countess while simultaneously entangled with a publisher’s daughter—but there's a massive catch. The entire story is being watched on a mysterious VHS tape in the future, narrated by the main character himself, leading up to a sinister twist that changes everything.

    Can a story this ambitious stay on the tracks, or are we about to crash a 19th-century carriage? Tune in to find out!

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    #improv #podcast #movies #writing #stories #scriptybusinesspodcast #film #periodpiece #getout #thriller #romance

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    56 min
  • [FREE KO-FI PREVIEW] Why is the dog in a suitcase?! | Bonus Business

    What actually happens after the microphones turn off?

    Welcome to Bonus Business! Usually, these unfiltered, behind-the-scenes debriefs are locked away inside our subscriber vault—but today, we are throwing open the doors and giving everyone a completely free look at what goes on behind the curtain.

    In this candid post-mortem, we look back at our latest improvised movie pitch—Best In Show—and figure out if we actually wrote an animation masterpiece or a total narrative disaster.

    We break down how we really felt about the pitch, the massive logic holes that nearly broke us (seriously, why was the dog in a suitcase?!), the script changes we would make if a studio gave us a budget, and whether Samuel L. Jackson voicing a skiing Yeti is cinema gold.

    If you want to hear two guys slowly lose their minds over their own creation, this is the episode for you.

    (Make sure you listen to the main episode "Best In Show" first so you aren't completely lost!)

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    If you enjoyed this candid chat and want access to all past and future episodes of Bonus Business, exclusive bonus content, and our full archive, jump onto our Ko-Fi platform! By becoming a subscriber, you get the key to the vault and directly help us fund bigger, wilder scripty projects: https://ko-fi.com/scriptybusiness

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    #podcast #filmmaking #behindthescenes #movies #improv #writing #stories #scriptybusinesspodcast #film #animation #studioghibli #kofi

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    23 min
  • 3.17 Best in Show

    A crafty, crafted, canine runs to the woods - but the woods are not all they seem.

    Gods, Dogs & Yetis

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    #improv #podcast #movies #writing #stories #scriptybusinesspodcast #film

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    56 min
  • Other Business | Comfort Content and recommendations

    In Other Business - Welsh is sick, has been for weeks, we're talking comfort films and shows, cinematic soup for the soul.

    ☕ UNLOCK THE VAULT & SUPPORT THE SHOW:

    Want access to our weekly subscriber-only Bonus Business episodes, our massive back catalog, and exclusive bonus content? 

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    Got a movie topic or debate you want us to cover? Drop it in a review or comment!

    #movies #filmmaking #otherbusiness #behindthescenes #podcast

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    48 min

About Scripty Business

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This is Scripty Business— the made-up show about made-up movies. We have to take three random words and turn them into one amazing movie pitch. But here is the thing: that would be too easy. So we…