Scrubs Off Bottoms Up

This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and somehow still a little heartfelt. We start with Colleen’s attitude (spicy, as always), then shift into something more real as Michael shares what it was like being contacted as a bone marrow match for a patient, a moment that definitely puts things into perspective.

Naturally, we spiral right back into nonsense. We break down ICU lingo and the unhinged sayings that only make sense when you’re running on no sleep, debate the legitimacy of “cowboy medicine,” and unpack the controversy of Michael taking a date to his favorite low-key, kept-secret spa… which Colleen has very strong opinions about.

It’s a mix of dark humor, real talk, and the kind of conversations that only happen after a long shift and a couple drinks.

This week takes us from Brazil (yes, the stories are exactly what you think) to canned tuna becoming a full-blown personality trait. And just when you think we’ve peaked, we casually pivot into vaginal studies, including the very questionable decision to test Colleen’s pH like it’s a lab experiment we’re absolutely not qualified to run.

It’s part travel chaos, part medical curiosity, part “should we be saying this out loud?”-but somehow still mildly educational if you squint.

Expect oversharing, unhinged commentary, and a level of curiosity that probably should’ve come with supervision.

It’s messy, it’s inappropriate, it’s very SOBU.

Yes, we’re firing our CPA.
Yes, we’re talking about people flying across the world for procedures.
And yes… we’re reuniting in Portugal with the group from Michael’s friend’s college house that was literally called “The Brothel.”

We haven’t seen them all together in years..

This feels like a social experiment. Or a liability.

Colleen also experiences death via Cut Water  

Pray for us. Or don’t. It might be more entertaining if you don’t.

We’re back like we never left… except we definitely did, but surprise!  This episode is fully chaotic, in true SOBU fashion, with everything from Atropine mistakes that will make you question your license, to Colleen’s 30th birthday blackout weekend (yes, it’s exactly what you think), to K1 visas, love, impulsive decisions, and a few hidden surprises we probably shouldn’t be sharing. Same us, worse decisions, zero supervision. Did you really expect anything else?

In this episode, we’re raising a glass to our friend Connor and leaning all the way into our usual chaos. We get into the realities (and delusions) of committing to work overseas for love, question why our mitochondria feel like they’re vibrating at all times, and put Connor to the test with a completely unqualified attempt at guessing medical devices and equipment.

Expect strong opinions, questionable science, and the kind of conversations that absolutely should not happen after a couple drinks—but always do.

Scrubs are off. Drinks are up. Let’s spiral.

In this episode of Scrubs Off, Bottoms Up, we are FINALLY back on the saddle. and trust us, it was worth the wait. After a brief hiatus, we’re baaack, slightly more refined, fully unhinged, and armed with all the updates you’ve been dying to hear.

From fanny flutters and workplace tension to SOBU fights and the beautiful chaos that is emergency department nursing, nothing is off the table. We talk messy friendships, hospital drama, dating disasters, and what really happens when nurses clock out and the drinks start flowing.

This week, we’re raising a glass to burn units, Good Samaritans, and the absolute disaster that is disseminated intravascular coagulation. From heroic saves gone wrong to the chaos that follows, we break down the medicine, the mess, and the moments that make healthcare equal parts horrifying and hilarious.

This week, Michael and Colleen are flying high as they unpack midair erections, the chaos of fresh out of school doctors, and why Whipple patients deserve way more attention and survival credit than they get. It’s turbulence meets trauma with the usual mix of inappropriate laughter, questionable analogies, and a few too many hospital flashbacks. Grab a drink and keep your seatbelt fastened because this episode’s going to hit some altitude.

The shots are poured and the scrubs are off as Michael and Colleen dive into this week’s chaos- from hospital hotties and questionable Citi Bike etiquette to a full-on anatomy class about vaginal health (and yes, discharge). It’s messy, it’s educational, and it’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.