Bigger, better and boasting a host that does boast about the size of his new showpiece: A golden Anthony Head statue. It's so beautiful and it's eyes seem to follow you around the room and of the door, all the way to the wholefood shop and you say 'Help, I'm being followed by these golden eyes!' But the weedy guy behind the till just makes a deflating sound and resumes his conversation with a tub of out of date hummus.

Do you like this kind of nonsense? I do hope so because that means you'll like this episode. There are other Absurdist Comedy Podcasts out there but they're all rubbish, well that's what my mate Jenathen with the ripped jeans says anyway.