Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean’s new crush on Louisiana Representative Clay Higgins, after he served Secretary Mayorkas a verbal kick to the crotch, complete with a southern drawl. President Joe Biden is desperate since his poll numbers among young Americans has been slipping, so he is making a push on college loan debt forgiveness. In addition, Uncle Sean is really looking forward to returning to the Helotes Cornyval, after a three year COVID hiatus.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean’s disdain for Geraldo Rivera, as Gerry feels Elon Musk may have overpaid for Twitter, if Donald Trump remains unwilling to rejoin. There was an issue in the Kansas legislature when it came to a transgender congressperson in the restroom, and your weird Uncle Sean discusses his recurring naked dreams.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include the appalling behavior of the Biden administration, as they refuse to even say the name of the National Guardsman who died trying to save illegal immigrants. The Depp/Heard Trial continues to captivate those looking for a distraction from the political chaos, including the butt-stabbing story straight out of Toledo, Ohio. In addition, Sean recalls his first kiss, in celebration of Remember Your First Kiss Day.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean’s celebration of everything that is Friday, as well as expressing his disdain for the entire recycling process. Uncle Sean is feeling drained of intellect after monitoring the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom drama, and this saddens him, because he had an extensive itinerary planned for this year’s Earth Day festivities.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean’s monitoring of the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard courtroom saga, after following for hours on Wednesday. Matthew Dowd is desperate for attention, and he’s invoking the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean’s pulling back on his viewership of Fox News, which has resulted in the tanning of his current news intake. Liberals have doubled down on the stupidity, and lunacy, after the overturning of the federal mask mandate. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s tumultuous love life is on full display in court, and Uncle Sean talks about his inability and inexperience with celebrating 4/20.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include the removal of the federal mask mandate, and the absolute snottiness of White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. The mental decline of President Joe Biden was on display while rolling eggs, while the Easter Bunny seemed to pounce on the opportunity to distract the President from the press.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Brian Stelter getting called out by a University of Chicago freshman, and his pathetic attempt to distract from the truth. Hillary Clinton wants people to say the word "gay" more often, so Uncle Sean happily obliges. Jen Psaki is looking like she has aged quite a bit as White House Press Secretary, and an all-civilian crew takes off for the International Space Station.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include California’s exclusion of its workers from traveling to Texas, while Governor Greg Abbott says the state will be sending illegal immigrants to Washington D.C. Jen Psaki doesn’t seem to think illegals will ditch the taxpayer-furnished cell phones being distributed, and a Washington Post columnist is the latest to jump aboard the Offended Train, after claiming to have been “misgendered” by MSNBC.

Listen to Sean Rima on demand. Topics include Sean changing his name to Cracker Sean, after Cracker Jack says they are changing their name to Cracker Jill, in an effort to be more inclusive. Former President Barack Obama was back in the White House, and liberals immediately forgot Joe Biden is technically the President. Sean has been getting fairly grizzly during the pandemic, and the multiple hospital stays, so Sean is finally going to get a fancy haircut.