Welcome to the first ever episode of "The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise." This week, Tom, Cal, and Paul review "Bigfoot's Wild Weekend," which is something like a movie, in that it is on some streaming services and runs about as long as a movie. Actually, they will be reviewing Bigfoot-connected movies all season, unless they don't. NOTE: There is some naughty, naughty language, mostly from Paul.