Season 2, Episode 26: "DOGE Digs Deep: Unmasking Swamp Secrets with a Patriot’s Swagger"

Hold onto your liberty-loving hats, patriots, because Caleb and Grace are back with The Daily DOGE Report, Season 2, Episode 26—and it’s a swamp-stomping doozy! The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is slashing waste faster than a hound chasing a ham sandwich, axing 121 contracts in three days for a cool $156 million in savings—like that $1.6 million DEI nonsense and a $143K DOT deal that’s now roadkill. But the plot thickens: whispers of a $1.2 billion Obama-era USAID scheme to fund Cuban “Rent-A-Riots” via a Twitter knockoff called Zunzunio (hummingbird, anyone?) have jaws dropping. Add in allegations of Gallup’s polls being government propaganda and Signal app’s shady backdoors, and it’s a deep-state dumpster fire! With Elon Musk bowing out by May 2025, a trillion-dollar deficit cut in sight, and a hip-hop “Ode to DOGE” rap lifting spirits, this episode’s got more twists than a taxpayer’s wallet. Tune in for truth, laughs, and a call to keep the government’s paws off your cash!