We apologize, dear listeners, for ever saying previous content in Riverdale was crazy, over the top, banana pants, or otherwise weird. We were so innocent back then. This episode is a horrific Hell Train freighted to bursting with LSD that careens off a high cliff; all that can be heard over the screams of the phantom-wracked captives aboard are the maniacal war-cry of "Damn the worldbuilding, full speed ahead!" shrieked at throat-bursting pitch by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, given in fully to the Satanic desire to see his creation devour itself in a cataclysm of nightmare fire.

Happy (serendipitously) Halloween.

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Rob (@LordOfTheStith)

Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)

Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)