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- Season 3: Episode 20: Dump Rope
Season 3 catches a nasty case of the "oh fuck we only have a couple episodes left," and the hosts of RDARD are left heads a-spinning.
Then something truly horrifying happens when we catch a glimpse into the soul-destroying, eldritch truth at the heart of Riverdale's blighted and accursed creative process.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)52 min - Season 3: Episode 19: Watching Riverdale is Charlie Work
Listen to us suffer.
Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)1 hr 3 min - RDARD Season 3: Episode 18: One Weird Trick: Lawyers Hate Him!
I'm a bit worried about this one. I basically don't remember anything we talked about, other than how I feel like Euphoria (a show that isn't Riverdale) makes me feel yucky.
I think we strayed from the topic a lot because of how awful this episode was, but I am seriously not sure.Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)1 hr 3 min - Season 3: Episode 17: They’ve Kindapped my Grandfather’s Penis
At long last, RDARD returns to a shitty, exhausting slog of an episode! Our Riverdale tolerance break has left us a quivering pile of exposed nerves, with naught but a hideous ravaging by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to look forward to.
Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)1 hr 22 min - Season 3: Episode 16: *Smack Smack Smack* Where's My Meat?
It turns out to be definitive: An episode that sucks out loud is easier to suffer through than an episode that sucks silently.
Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)50 min - Season 3: Episode 15: The Big Bad, The Ugly
This is an extremely bad episode where they can't even come up with enough terrible, unmotivated false conflict and have to recycle a shit plotline from within the same episode.
Riverdale is a bad show. But Arlie says something really funny, so we're good.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)48 min - Season 3: Episode 14: The Jason Voorhees of Suckin' Fuckin' Ass
I'd love to say "Riverdale's back, baybee!", but honestly this episode just eats a party shit sub, one bite at a time, without breaking eye contact with the viewer or taking a single drink of water, or even gagging a little.
It's crazier than the last episode, and thus slightly more entertaining, often by accident, but Riverdale's just sunk in the snot bog, quality-wise, at this point in Season Three.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)49 min - Season 3: Episode 13: Do you Know the Nuttin' Man?
An episode that is both boring and relentless, somehow at the same time.
Thrill, as a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't matter happens!I'm sorry folks, we're doing our best.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)39 min - Season 3: Episode 12: You get into the Funker by Going Through the Gorchard
Riverdale is like Bizarro-Town, or so we're told. And this episode of RDARD is very much the strange mirror-twin of the previous one-- listen to find out how!
Also, listen to find out what the fuck the title means.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)1 hr 15 min - Season 3: Episode 11: His Name's not Judgehead, ROB
The episode wasn't so bad... OR SO IT SEEMED.
Come for the wild insanity of the plot, stay for Quinn achieving a very high power level.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)1 hr 20 min
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