Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts

Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts

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Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts episodes

  • Season 2: Episode 20: Fred Supports his Shitty Son

    After THOUSANDS OF YEARS, we return to drag our ancient carcasses toward the finish line of Season 2. Political machinations (do they count as machinations when they're really dumb?) are coming to a head, while at the same time we do some incredibly clumsy 11th-hour nonsense to try to make the Black Hood plot interesting again.


    Maybe this episode isn't "Lost Weekend" bad, but it would have been a chore to get through without the healing ritual of recording this podcast at the end.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    55 min
  • Season 2: Episode 19: Boner Meth

    Hold onto your butts, the actual plot of the TV show Riverdale has come back, after what really has amounted to NINE EPISODES OF FILLER, and, I cannot stress this enough, DURING A NETWORK TV SHOW WITH RATINGS ABOVE THREE MILLION AT THE TIME.


    Our Black Hood's back, and there's gonna be trouble, and w...wait, what are we doing with this one character? Because none of it makes any fucking sense.

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    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    1 hr 10 min
  • Season 2: Episode 18: Fred oh no my Heart

     

    Luke Perry has passed away, and that puts this whole episode in a much more morose light than it otherwise would be. Hopefully the insanity that is the Riverdale musical episode(!) will serve to remind us of what is joyous and whimsical in life.


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    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward, "Betty McFaddin" by Kevin MacLeod

    53 min
  • Season 2: Episode 17: There are a Bunch of Nuns Coming, we Have to go!

    Holy shit, even though this episode might be a bit weaker than those that bookend it, it makes for an action-packed episode of RDARD.


    This is because there are TRULY HEINOUS Riverdon'ts, fist-pumping Riverdo's, and both the most Rob-Destroying Weekly Weird yet... and probably the funniest fucking thing that we've ever seen on Riverdale.

    Buckle up.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    56 min
  • Season 2: Episode 16: Veronica Bad

    Riverdale's back, baby!


    This episode serves as a real wakeup call vis-a-vis what we ought to expect out of our ridiculous trash, and carries with it the merciful feeling that the filler arc (still can't believe that's a thing on a major network in the US) is at an end.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    1 hr 17 min
  • Season 2: Episode 15: Like Dracula, but for Crime. A Crime Dracula.

    This episode busts out the old soap opera playbook, and that badboy has color-coded post-it notes and well-worn pages by the look of it. There's no contrivance too unbelievable, no trope too over the top as this week's episode pursues its goal with single-minded determination:


    The adults in Riverdale must be shown to be just as ridiculous as the kids were last week.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    48 min
  • Season 2: Episode 14: I'm Like a Samurai; if I Draw my gun, I Have to Shoot a Child

    This episode, Riverdale drops the pretense of having a plot for the middle of Season 2, for the most part, and just revels in being as teen trash as it can possibly teen trash. And my god, is this an improvement.


    By turns heartwarming, hilarious, and extra as fuck, this episode is what we actually wanted out of this show. Until the end, anyway, when everything goes off the rails and makes no goddamn sense.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    57 min
  • Season 2: Episode 13: With Special Guest Star, My Dog Weeaboo

    This is very much an episode of two parts. On one hand, Riverdale calms the fuck down and actually focuses on advancing plotlines instead of just adding more nonsense that may or may not ever be seen or referenced again. On the other hand, Riverdale pulls a Machiavellian manipulation of audience expectations so incredibly devious that all three of your humble hosts are totally certain it was mostly by accident.


    Also, we are joined by a special guest, a very vociferous Shiba Inu with strong opinions about people coming to my door.


    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    1 hr
  • Season 2: Episode 12: Post-Coital Milk

    We are pleased to present you with discussion covering an extremely puzzling episode of Riverdale. This thing is so very extra in so many ways, and at such odds with itself tonally, that none of us really know whether it's horrible or excellent. All we know is that we were captivated by the strangeness, like small, deep-ocean shrimp about to be eaten by an anglerfish.


    Anyway, please enjoy this Martin Scorsese fanfiction about regional food specialty-themed crime bosses.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    54 min
  • Season 2: Episode 11: Are You Gonna Fuck my Wife, or are You a Coward?!

    This week, we continue the Riverdale Filler Extravaganza with an episode about wrestling, and an ostensible super villain gleefully belittling the masculinity of a literal teenager. We do a bit of stuff with Chic, but it's looking like while we're going somewhere with this, it's nowhere good.


    Oh, and we do a big ol' Simpsons reference like that's clever or means something.

    RAM TOUGH.

    Please bother us at #RDARD on the tweeter.
    Rob (@LordOfTheStith)
    Quinn (@MonkipiQuinn)
    Kat: (@kat_kuhl_)

    Music: "Faded War Instrumental Version" by Josh Woodward

    54 min

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