Holy crap Wisconsin has some cold, wet holes. And we entered one! This episode is a real learning experience. Learn about your body's cleavage. Learn things about Hayley that are TMI. Learn about how your greasy ass nose can save your beer. But most importantly learn to love yourself. Just kidding. Learn to love octopi. But fuck turkeys. If this doesn't entice you, just know that if you stick around 'til the end you will hear the best joke. Or at least it'll be good enough to impress your friends.