After We Take Out The Garbage

So here we are. What has it been? A year and a half? So much has changed... but who cares! We're too interested in talking to our friends Patrick and Summer, dang it! Before they decide to make their foray into podcast land with their upcoming production "Birds Talk Biology," we make them wade into our own little swamp of idle chit chat. Hold on to your straw hats, because we kick around the scuttlebutt about moving to Iowa, having tattoos, and not being able to go on vacations. If you've been missing us, then here we are - ready to invade your speakers! If not, then take a chill pill. At least there are two other interesting voices you can pay attention to.

It's our first episode of Season 5?!? What about the last 6 months?? Nope nope nope - it's like they didn't even exist! Just listen and we sort of lazily explain ourselves. But the real topic of the day: MONEY. Cardi B was right when she said it. She was also right when she said a ho never gets cold. But down to brass tax. This episode is full of scrilla talk. Powerballin', separate accounts, and a brand new Cricut machine for instance. Depending on who you are, that last one might be a clincher or a deal-breaker. Welcome to 2019 three months late.

Short description, long podcast: this is *another* late post, buttt... Low and behold we happened to have our friend Israel from The Other Brew over. (Side note, listen to The Other Brew!) We play games and ignore our topic like good podcasters. At least there are some good Hayley-made sound effects.

Imagine you are in a pile of mulch. Now imagine crawling out of the mulch and getting covered in splinters. You look like Groot... But now you're one of many topics of conversation of tonight's podcast! Erica and Ian join for a foursome of levity and frivolity. But we don't use words like "levity" or "frivolity". We use words like "cats" and "beer". And we talk about Dad jams. Hey, while I'm thinking of it: tell your dads about this episode. That's all.

Not sure what to say here. The title pretty much says it all. We've got our pal Jon and a special visit from our old friend Ted. Also a surprise visit from... Well you just have to hear him to understand. There is some good art discussion as well as a dive into the documentary Minding the Gap. The rest of the episode? Complete anarchy. Wear your diapers for this one.

It's been too long, eh? How long, you ask? Well long enough for Hollywood to spit out a great documentary entitled "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom". We chirpchort like a gaggle of Camptosauruses in a Late Cretaceous therapod nest about it with our good friends Ben and Suzy. If you still need convincing as to why this episode is a gem, just know that we made notes on a board and even read them. Dad line for the day: don't miss this episode before it goes extinct!

Girl talk episode. No guests, just a couple of gabbie gals chattin' it up at a desk. Two mics. A couple... well you know the drill. Apparently this episode was brought to you by Slim Jims, Birch Box, and Glade? I'm sure they would be happy to know their products are being put to good use. Especially Glade. Shout out to siblings and awkward situations tonight. We'll be thinking about all your unmade sick faces until next time.

So this was a random podcast we recorded a couple weeks ago with some of our besties. And if there's one thing you will learn here, the more you know about Hayley the more you know about Marsha. But you'll also learn about Dan. He played in with in the dirt with rocks and sticks as a kid. Actually you'll learn other things too like: Donatello does machines, Joss Whedon always understands, and you should always snot rocket into your beer. Use this knowledge wisely. You'll be an Einstein in the time it takes Hayley to pee.

You didn't think we could do it, but we did it. Today is Mail Day at AWTOTG - three guests, one mail carrier. Not to mention a brown. Just plain disgusting if ya ask me. We hardly even broke topic! In our world that's sort of its own sin, but the mail is weirdly interesting. Oh yeah, I didn't give you the impression that we received or answered listener mail, did I? Just get your slots ready for some sweet ear messages. This episode is worth a K-loader-full of overnighted parcels.

Ok, so I know we always say that we ignore our weekly topics, but man! We seriously ignored the hell out of our topic this week. I will say we did enjoy the company of... each other. And what to say about St. Patrick's Day weekend? Well nothing apparently, because we didn't talk about that either! We do hit all the feels though: Galaxy feelings, feelings against Reeseez Pieceez and his feces, and feeling the levels of Nick Jonas' love. This episode plays like a Woody Allen movie. A weirdly assembled cast who all act like Woody Allen directed by a paedo. You know, but only one of those things.