We’re like the marriage that cried wolf. At this point, whatever we say we’re going to do, just expect the opposite, okay? We have a lot to catch up on, and once again, we’ve had continued technical difficulties that kept us from recording last month. But it’s good to be back in our living room with you all.

We’re spring breakin’ all the rules! We’ve got a hysterectomy hysteria update, and Danielle’s got sourdough everywhere. The kids are complaining nonstop, and we’ve got plenty to talk about. We didn’t even make it halfway through Mackin’s list of topics, but we had to squeeze in Mackin’s rankings before Danielle faded off to sleep.

We’re glad to be back, and we have fewer excuses in the near future to bring you more episodes. We can’t wait to do exactly that. Hopefully… We love you all so much—especially you OGs for dealing with our shit. But also, welcome to the new listeners. Stick around; we might surprise you. Thank you for listening!