In this full-length episode, fresh mysteries crop up that deliberately neglect the solving of the cliffhanger mysteries of “Rocket to the Future, part 1, Chapter 7!” That’s right, listeners—it’s time to blog your complaints about this narrative treachery, upload them to Instagram with a picture of yourself looking disappointed, and then watch them go unread by Tony and Kevin. Anyway, in this episode, Cadet Acting Lieutenant (j.g.) Billy falsely assumes that he’s really Cadet Acting Captain