To explain the title, this episode digs deeply into the sodden, oil-soaked ground of international commerce. The new, Vichy America’s current plan to seize Greenland has been temporarily thwarted, keeping us all from the oil derricks and golf courses our President needs. Who’s standing in the way, besides Denmark and Greenland? The French, that’s who. What can we, as loyal servants of Vichy America do? Well, we can refuse to use French paint, which runs and clogs our pores when we paint