Tony and Kevin discuss reasons why some people are tall and whether or not any of them have any reason to be. Usually they don't. Also attentive listeners will be able to divine Kevin and Tony's true heights. Prepare to be unsurprised. This episode features three award-winning-adjacent scripts: 1) Didier Vendage, on "Disgruntled Belgian Talk Radio," receives an offer to marry into the Belgian Royal Family, but (chuckle) not in the way he'd like; 2) Next, writer Jarrett Langford inaugurates "The