On today's episode, the famed English words enthusiast JX Coalman explains why LCDs, the liquid crystal displays that form a key component of electronic screens, are not healthy for the human body when ingested. Or maybe he meant to say LSD, the psychedelic drug rampant in the 1970s that also is not the ideal thing to go inside your body. Ian, how could you be so careless as to let JX make that mistake. It's all your fault, obviously.

They say a person's true nature is revealed in trials and hardship. As John goes through the trial and hardship of the day after pulling an all-nighter, which fixed his sleep schedule for exactly one day, he makes many interesting decisions - telling stories in the intro, secretly recording strange pre-podcast conversations with his co-host, leaving Ian to host the podcast alone while he visits the golden arches, and at the end of the day, concocting the edgiest episode of Second Gear Shenanigans yet on the occasion of the milestone 10th episode. If we're going to get canceled, now is a very poetic time for it to happen.

Welcome back to John and Ian's Brainrot Buffet! This week, we have a lot of wacky vehicles, laughter, ridicule of the listings and each other, and as the title shows, definitely no discussion topics that will get us put on an FBI watchlist. And always remember, kids, it's not sexist if it's true.

Razzle dazzle, friends! It's me, the Razz Dazzler! This is what my life has become! If you got that reference, you're an OG. On today's episode, the razz dazzling usually done by Ian is taken over by John, who has discovered some gems in the midst of his rotting on Instagram.

I'm not high I promise

Welcome back to Second Gear Shenanigans, loyal followers. Once again, I am right on time dropping this episode! Do not question, do not deconstruct, simply accept and listen to John and Ian make fools of themselves on this 2GS summer special featuring antique boats and wheeled snow machines.

Happy 4th of July!!! This episode neither drops nor was recorded on the 4th. It's the same month/year, so we're all good. But in all seriousness, happy 250th birthday, USA. We love and support our country, military, police force and first responders. It's the government we hate. Do better. Here's to another 250 years!

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, we have arrived at the long-awaited Part 2 of our Sheety Car Mods discussion!

That's it, that's all I have for this episode. Knock yourself out

In part 1 of 2 that both dropped precisely on time (no need to question it), John and Ian look to the Sheety Car Mods subreddit for some high-quality podcast fuel. I say Sheety because I am writing this with a Russian accent, as you can tell. I guess a Mexican accent would also work

This week on 2GS, the guys' ridicule of what people try to pawn off online is punctuated by John flexing his immaculate oiled-up production skills, along with Ian's undying love for the gain setting on his mic. Enjoy!

On today's episode of Second Gear Shenanigans, the guys look at several vehicles that would be weird to privately own - among them, a garbage truck, an amphibious vehicle, an articulated dump truck, and a halfhearted effort at a battling golf cart.