In the first of two special podcasts hosted by Julian Clary, Al Murray tells us what the Pub Landlord thinks of the Euro and Helen Arney sings about the 2001 Foot and Mouth crisis.

There is also stand-up from Al Lubel who discovers himself live on stage, Carl Donnelly who reminds us of an important Lesson from the Bible that heterosexual relationship don't always end well and Stephen Carlin explains what it takes to be a top flight alcoholic. Plus Julian sings us out with a very special song about gay rights. It is cool to be queer.