Carly and Emma feel crazy today. Carly fills us in about her nightmare weekends on the road. We hear a vab story. Emma tried vabbing , it didn’t work. We get to an email, does age really matter? Why won’t he make a move?

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FMK, GINGER EDITION: Ed sheeran, Rupert Grint, Prince Harry.

Secret Keepers are coming in hot! The girls get into some cold brew and things go crazy!!! Carly congratulates Emma on passing her abstinence test (for acne pills) and the girls dive into a BUNCH of questions!!!

FMK Friends EDITION

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Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Emma starts off with an aggressive SIGH which the girls deduce stems from unrelated to the sigh stress - they catch up and compare notes on pilot season (the ‘season’ tv networks cast their shows, which just passed) and determine...IT’S BEEN A BIT ROUGH. But not before reenacting a recent audition for LAW AND ORDER. Carly shares her experience starting out in the biz, Emma saw an astrologer but thought it was a psychic, and they dive into some questions!

FMK Danny Deveto edition!

We catch up and chit chat about nerds,geeks,dorks and dweebs. We talk about Dwayne The Rock Johnson, ponder what jobs we are qualified to do (hint: it’s nothing). A new listener just ended a long relationship and is feeling really sad, we weigh in on it.

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Pita chips, cheesy Doritos, cool ranch

Emma and Carly catch up. Carly’s eye is infected. Emma thinks she met Carly’s soulmate. Emma tells us about her “alternative” school. We talk a little bit about vabbing (surprise!) and get to some questions. What do you do if your roommate is being loud when she is banging and also eats a pie your boyfriend baked for you? What do you do if the guy you’re dating is cheap and it makes you feel guilty? Email us! [email protected]

FMK: Charlie Hunnam, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Cera

Hello! Welcome to the club! Carly tried vabbing (IT WORKS!) and went on a bad date. Emma strained her bicep from exercising and deals with some relationship stuff. We hear yet ANOTHER vabbing success story. A very confusing situation, is it a deal breaker if the person you’re “exclusive” with doesn’t go out of their way for you on a special occasion? What do you to if you love your boyfriend, but you can’t stop fantasizing about being with other men?

FMK: TWIZZLERS, STARBURST, REESES

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Welcome to the club! Emma is frazzled, messing up her schedule and very paranoid it will seem like she only has one luxury sweatshirt! Carly recovers from a

a double red eye, and shares her experience w meditation - and they take notes on health and wellness. Carly's mom is going to get a tattoo - but we will see it when it happens! The girls catch up and get to some listener questions about getting over a past love, and what to do if you are “fat shamed” by a family member. Send us questions to [email protected]

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Mark Summers, Levar Burton, Bill Nye the Science Guy

Steve Buscemi, Ron Jeremy, Clint Howard

Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers! Carly was ALMOST late by a minute, but was not late because of the time vortex that is Duane Read. The girls dive into Carly’s purchases at Duane Read, Emma tries singing again, and they figure out how to solve the tide pod problem. They catch up about the crazy things they did as kids and of course, dive into some questions!

Chris gets a big reaction from Carly and Emma about a certain brand of trail

Mix and they FMK: French Fries, Baked Potato, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez

A secret keeper sends us a story about an unfortunate and awkward sex situation with someone that possibly may be dead, and sends us a question about what to do when a guy says he’s interested in taking it to the next level but then ghosts you? After an unexpected break up due to a conflict of religion, a listener wants to know why they can’t let go of the past although they’ve moved on with someone new? How do you deal with having a tumultuous relationship with your significant others family?

TWO FMK’s!

-Alcohol cigarettes weed

-Bad girls club, Jersey Shore, real world

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Carly and Emma are back in studio for the first time in forever! Carly squashes some rumors. We talk about Jordyn Woods fumbling the bag and a lot about the Kardashians. Some chit chat about Botox. We discuss how happy we are that the secret keepers are creating a community and being there for each other. Carly breaks some news. We get to a question, Allegedly “vabbing for men” works but Carly doesn’t believe it.

FMK: Guy Fieri, Goldie Hawn, Whoopi Goldberg

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