Hear why authorities are now questioning how this 10 to 15 mph gust was able to get so close to the 78-year-old president in the first place.
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Secret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front Of Strong Breeze That Could Have Killed Biden

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.

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Leslie Price returns from a months-long investigation to serve as host of America’s only daily news podcast one last time.
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The Final Episode Of The Topical

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Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

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Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

Hear why these arborists believe that if the fruit’s on the ground, it’s ready to pound.
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Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees

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Secret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front Of Strong Breeze That Could Have Killed Biden

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