We're back! John explains why he needed a sabbatical from all this... stuff.

What the heck was that thing on Vivian Gomez's security cam? An elf? Dobby? A lost cast member from Mac and Me? 

The President and the Mole People.

UFOs (or is that UAPs) hitting the news in a big way. You know when even the New York Times gets in on the act, something's going on, as the establishment almost never takes this subject seriously. Coming disclosure? Or just more disinfo?

Oh, and stop trying to make UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon) happen. It's not going to happen.