See What Happens

By See What Happens

What's See What Happens about?

See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting parenting methods, jokes, good food, philosophy, and then some. Be sure to tune in each week to see what happens!

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See What Happens episodes:

05.02.2020
Kidding On The Square
Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.
04.23.2020
Cliff & Tracy
Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.
04.11.2020
COVID-19 Pounds Later
Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B.
03.27.2020
Five Minutes (Underwater)
Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.
03.20.2020
I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything
Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet...
03.12.2020
The Crown Virus
Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.
02.21.2020
I'd Rather Be
Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.
02.12.2020
Rodney
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.
02.05.2020
Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II
Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech,...
01.28.2020
Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I
Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international...
01.15.2020
"Daddy, Can I Have My Probiotic?"
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.
01.10.2020
Holiday Fails
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.
12.17.2019
Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II
Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality...
12.11.2019
Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part I
Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and...
12.05.2019
The Blamemeister
Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.
11.29.2019
Ow-Chi
Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.
11.20.2019
Technologically Challenged
Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.
11.12.2019
Friends
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.
11.08.2019
The Green Thief
The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.
10.23.2019
Binge Watch Date Night
Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.
10.16.2019
Should We Move?
Rob & Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.
10.08.2019
Veins In The Sky
Rob & Patricia break down subatomic particles, poisonous frogs, and whether or not they still believe in ghosts.
10.01.2019
Two Steps From Madness: Part II
Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo returns for part II of her conversation with Rob and Patricia to talk andropause and threesomes, and to offer some tricks on how to become a better lover.
09.24.2019
Two Steps From Madness: Part I
Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".
09.17.2019
Green Horses
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to tell some jokes and Jay Leno stories.
09.10.2019
"Robert, When Do You Turn Off?"
Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.
09.03.2019
Martial Arts In Movies: How I learned to hurt people, mostly myself, from masters Nino Pilla and Guru Dan Inosanto
Rob's dear friend, the world renowned martial artist, Nino Pilla, joins the podcast to talk about his homeland Australia, his connection to Bruce Lee, and his days training with Rob on Big Stan.
08.27.2019
Dining In Hamsterdam
Rob and Patricia relive their days of traveling the world in search of the perfect meal, recounting Rob's introduction to fernet, how to (or not to) eat percebes, and their philosophy on hunting.
08.20.2019
What Do You Want, A Cookie?
Rob, Patricia, and Jamie touch on renting puppies, how school fights should be handled, and Rob's mother's unbelievable family history.
08.13.2019
Big Brother
Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.
08.06.2019
Peking Duck
Rob, Patricia, and Jamie talk sunscreen, life coaches, and what each of them would do if they could no longer work in comedy.
07.30.2019
VIP Treatment
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss reincarnation, what it's like to go to the DMV when you're famous, and what it's like to eat it on stage.
07.23.2019
Fire and Milk
Rob and Patricia discuss how much parents should really be doing for their kids as well as what not to bring with you during a mandatory fire evacuation. Patricia also gives Rob a Spanish lesson.
07.16.2019
Zen What Happens?
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they muse about Zen philosophy, meditation, and some near death experiences.
07.09.2019
What Does It Mean?
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss the keto diet, steroids, and Rob's standup comedy origins. The trio also tell some jokes.
07.02.2019
Barbie Butts
Rob and Patricia discuss their weekend at The Magic Castle, how they each went about handling their daughter's bad dreams, and why Mexico has the meanest sense of humor.
06.25.2019
The Frozen Armadillo
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they dissect prostitution, why popsicle sticks aren't adequate when it comes to parasailing equipment, and how Rob once had to find a frozen armadillo for a group of Colombian shamans.
06.18.2019
The Next Thing
Rob and Patricia discuss illegal coca leaves, the emotional origins behind illnesses, how their daughter might be a little too excited for "the next thing", and God. Their daughter Miranda also makes a special appearance.
06.13.2019
Numero Uno
See What Happens when Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as the trio delve into their Real Rob horror stories, lobotomies, and good food.
06.01.2019
Rob Schneider's got a pulse... and a new podcast!
See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting...

What's See What Happens about?

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See What Happens episodes:

Kidding On The Square

Cliff & Tracy

COVID-19 Pounds Later

Five Minutes (Underwater)

I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything

The Crown Virus

I'd Rather Be

Rodney

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I

"Daddy, Can I Have My Probiotic?"

Holiday Fails

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part I

The Blamemeister

Ow-Chi

Technologically Challenged

Friends

The Green Thief

Binge Watch Date Night

Should We Move?

Veins In The Sky

Two Steps From Madness: Part II

Two Steps From Madness: Part I

Green Horses

"Robert, When Do You Turn Off?"

Martial Arts In Movies: How I learned to hurt people, mostly myself, from masters Nino Pilla and Guru Dan Inosanto

Dining In Hamsterdam

What Do You Want, A Cookie?

Big Brother

Peking Duck

VIP Treatment

Fire and Milk

Zen What Happens?

What Does It Mean?

Barbie Butts

The Frozen Armadillo

The Next Thing

Numero Uno

Rob Schneider's got a pulse... and a new podcast!