Seedy Business

Today's topic is the purveyor of nutty pudding, one of our era's freakiest charlatans: Bryan Johnson!

Recipe for Nutty Pudding [link]

Video of Nutty Pudding Preparation [link]

Learn your own phenotypic age [link]

Score your own penile health with the International Index of Erectile Function [link]

This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.

Okay, first of all, this episode is focused on the extremely adult theme of photographs of hogs, so please use discretion. We've always tagged our pods as "explicit," but for serious this time.

We reminisce about the 2013-2018 phenomenon that was the tumblr blog Critique My Dick Pick [link]

Jesus walkin' out the tomb like... [link]

ASMR candy mukbang youtube influencer [link]

Dick #1 (the log) [link]

Dick #2 [link]

Dick #3 [link]

Dick #4 [link]

Dick #5 [link]

Dick #6 [link]

Dick #7 [link]

A-graded dick picks [link]

This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.

Join us as will carefully avoid violating NCAA trademark! Fill out your own Mulch Madness bracket and play along at home!

Empty Bracket [link]

Final Bracket (spoiler alert) [link]

Jaden Smith Saays Eating Arugula Makes Him Horny [link]

Russian basketball/wrestling hybrid [link]

This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.

Oops, we did it again?

Now that's what I call music! [link]

Real, unphotoshopped picture of WOKE Lebron James wearing a thong as cited in Episode 62 [link]

This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.

Hey all. Just taking a quick breather after a couple years of unrelenting podcasting. Back at the end of June!

xo Allison and Roman

Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.

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Allison and Roman discuss their first Social Media Influencer-founded seed catalog: MIgardener. Topics of discussion include a Bonsai tree that looks like a big ole' butt and the many tick-borne illnesses that Roman may have contracted.

MIgardener 2022 catalog

MIgardener Youtube channel

Bonsai tree

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We didn't have time to record this week because we got married AGAIN (that's right, fuckers, we'll do it as often as we want and none of you can stop us). So enjoy this completely random five minutes of discarded audio from like 9 months ago or something? Back to a full episode next Friday. <3

Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.

Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod

Twitter: SeedyBusiness

Email: [email protected]

Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business.

Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod

Twitter: SeedyBusiness

Email: [email protected]

In this special Good Friday episode, Allison and Roman discuss the possible biological context for Jesus's cursing of a fig tree on his way into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and enjoy one of our patron saint Gerald Stratford's favorite catalogs, Medwyn's of Angelsey.

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