This week, Colin and James discuss Theresa May's snap general election, what it means for Scotland, North Korea's military parade (a rival to Seesaw Parade), potential nuclear war, Trump's big bomb, Fast 8's box office smash, Josh Brolin in Deadpool 2 (and his frozen banana), Star Wars trailer, Facebook Live murders and April the Giraffe. An eclectic bunch. And also: tatterdemalion.