“Order in the court! If God will not present himself or herself or itself then we cannot have a trial-” said the Judge.

“It is I who shall have order for I created the order of all things.” God said, descending from the sky.

“Well paint me yellow and call me a bee, it really is the Almighty. While you are in court, you must abide by my rules.”

“No being shall be above me. For such heresy, I shall give you what I call ‘The Ol’ Sodom and Gomorrah’.”

Anyway, so that’s my pitch for the beginning of the New New Testament.

This week on the podcast, Will calls Theo out, Theo talks about a man who saved thousands of dollars only eating at Six Flags, Will takes us on a Legal “Wikipedia Historian” covering “Lawsuits against God”, “The Matrix Defense”,“The Wookiee Defense”, and “The Shaggy Defense”, and Theo takes us through Video Game movies from worst to best MetaCritic score.

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