Honestly, Busta Rhymes deserves an island named after him.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a cringey Valentine’s Day candlelight concert, idiots that you end up behind at the airport, Wendy’s new “Chief Tasting Officer” PR job posting, McDonald’s condescending “First Job” competition, Dunkin's new iced bucket container where they put it into a… small bucket? A small island in Shrewsbury, MA unofficially called “Busta Rhyme’s Island”, the Krafton gaming CEO who tried to get out of a contacted bonus payout with the help of ChatGPT, Mark Zuckerberg making a new AI to do his CEO duties, how some Silcon Valley employees are “Tokenmaxing” by using a lot of tokens for AI agents, and a very surprising “I Was Poisoned!" as the last segment.

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It’s the biggest event of the year, the one we all were waiting for. That’s right, the Taco Bell corporation has announced it’s new lineup of ways it’s going to cause you gastrointestinal distress!

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the slew of new announcements coming our way from the Taco Bell E3, as well as the now infamous “bite” from the McDonald’s CEO. Also coming your way is the report of a tourist who couldn’t handle a spicy taco and decided to go to court about it. Finally, Theo takes us through Brushgate, some truly niche drama in the curling world.

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…And we are back after a little summer hiatus! And we will answer the question posed by a small religious sect: Has love won? 

No. Especially if you drink silver and vodka all the way to mummification.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about being assigned a role with your siblings, Pizza Hutt’s collab with Tom Brady to give a full city pizzas, the new age cult called “Love Has Won” and its alcoholic leader Amy Carlson who died from Ivermectin, Theo goes over some News stories such as Massachusetts residents complaining about living next to a donut factory, a surge of skiers getting lost because of a Tik Tok trend, and a proud police dog who found an elderly dementia patient. 

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Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with. 

In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with the announcement of McNugget Caviar. Will also has food drama, bringing the MrBeast Ghost Burger news. Next Theo takes us on a deep dive review of a Russian Bathhouse in Boston, that truly leaves no detail out. Finally, Will recounts the Staten Island Groundhog and it’s prediction for the year.

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This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult!

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May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something...

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Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps. 

This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Anything day. Will wraps the show with an edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders.

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Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that?

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture into.. warm cream? It's confusing. They also take a trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and round it out by exploring the brand new market of home robots, waiting to make life worse for you for exorbitant prices.

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Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy?

This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling “lock in” with a “banana ball team?”, the possible identity of a new personality on the scene named Mr. Fantasy, and the conclusion of the Horror Movie Villain March Madness of Mayhem where iconic monsters battle each other for the crown!

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