Segment City

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with the “Born in Blood Mafia Chronicles” series, and an unusual death caused by toxic masculinity.

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It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out. 

This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot.

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When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like their soups, Theo presents some fun hypothetical questions including if you would do chores in a bumble bee costume, what super powers we would get, and if you would fight Mike Tyson everyday for a billion dollars, and Will takes us through the “Bubble Babes” erotica series descriptions on Amazon.

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I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.

This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.

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Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.

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If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu!

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Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair.

This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discuss Oreo’s latest product that some are calling the most Oreo Oreo ever. 

Will has stories from across the pond, including horror stories of cling wrap and just generally being out of touch with the world

Lastly, they take a trip to the taxidermy shop and end then end on another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures!

This week on the podcast Theo brings the completely predictable rise and fall of Hawk Coin, and how Domino’s has entered the ranks of companies that completely missed the point of Squid Game.

Will introduces the next big technology sure to sweep the nation: The Human Washing Machine! Finally, he takes us through the life of Harry Cole, one of history’s most notorious backstabbers.

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What a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine vintage circa 2024?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the newest and weirdest Hercule Poirot movie “A Haunting in Venice” and the “Wicked” movie, Will asks “Who is it for?” about a sound proof mask that goes over your mouth and allows you to have private conversation, Build-a-Bear Workshop’s head scratching collaboration with Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hutt’s pizza flavored wine, a message from Utah state police for people to stop brining their Thanksgiving turkeys in the Great Salt Lake, and going through some “r/AmItheAsshole” stories about a sister bringing disgusting food that she thought was a masterpiece.

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Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019…

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