Segment City

By Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos

Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.... more

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The podcast currently has 234 episodes available.

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April 04, 2024 Segment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science
…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bathroom, the American debut of the KFC “Chizza” (which is pizza toppings on top of fried chicken cause what else could it be.), a Montreal man gets a letter from the Quebec government saying he was dead, and an 80 year old Montana man pleads guilty to making giant hybrid sheep for the most absurd reason imaginable.

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1h 4min
March 28, 2024 Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
New! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help!
This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with some advice on how to meet your biggest idol so all you Swifties stay tuned til the end!
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 12min
March 20, 2024 Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone
You ever just need to be alone with your thoughts with your soup, uninterrupted by children? We completely get it. You're with friends here.
This week on the show Theo and Will discuss different monodiets and the perils that may come with them. Will takes us through the history of the Bermuda Triangle, and Theo unveils new rules for 2024!
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1h 10min
March 07, 2024 Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises
It's hard being a Goblin. Nobody respects you. Everyone looks down on you (literally). And their always stealing my trinkets! But one day they'll see! I'll be a singer and make my Goblin noises where they will be appreciated!

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Theo’s tussle with an extra spicy chicken sandwich, Will’s Yankee Swap debacle featuring a maligned bag of frozen Ikea meatballs, the Instagram account “Mugshawties”, Theo laments the death of Fruitstripe gum with their disappearing flavor and temporary tattoos, Will takes us to the Bermuda Triangle with a “Conspiracy Query” about possible reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is more dangerous than other places, and Theo goes over some news stories including tales of a woman stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck (despite not eating any of the donuts), a woman is court ordered to work at Chipotle after assaulting an employee for bad service, and a zamboni driver gets fired for peeing in a drain. And Will reads a r/Confession about a person creeping around their home acting like a goblin.
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1h 7min
January 31, 2024 Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok
“Ah, I see you have found my tree top castle tree house. Though you will find that you were a fool to come in here with all that tasty blood of yours- Is that an acorn? Even though I’m a vampire now, I’m still a squirrel. How about we trade the acorn for letting you live. Deal?”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what constitutes a Christmas stocking stuffer, news stories of car sized tumbleweeds, neon green canals in Venice, and bursting wine tanks flooding Portuguese streets. Also this episode, Doritos is collabing to create a Doritos Nacho Cheese Spirits, Will goes over some Mount Rushmore conspiracy theories, and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show off a squirrel senorita, a squirrel vampire pervert, and an out of proportion doll with a bunny’s head, and a conductor’s rigor leads to his death.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 12min
January 17, 2024 Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?
In this week’s episode we have a deep dive on the like of Rocky Aoki, a top contender for title of Most Interesting Man in the World. Founder of Benihana, speed boat racer, balloon pilot, and so many other monikers that are too many to list.
We also run you through a WikiHow on how to be annoying, tune in to see if you might unwittingly qualify.
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 2min
January 04, 2024 Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman
“... It’s a tough competition this year at ‘The World’s Most Condescending Person’ competition! Despite France winning the majority of years, it might be- No, it looks like a French man won it again! And a physicist no less! Remind me to send him some congratulatory cigarettes…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how media keeps repeating itself, a Tumblr user’s list of “Phrases you can use in any situation”, Theo goes over his top movies, video games, shows, and books for the year, Will takes us through some Space news with a mysterious question mark formation caught on telescope and a prank photo from a French physicist of a “star” that was actually a zoomed in picture of chorizo, and a story of a UK 19 year old that lives like he is in the 1940s.
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 10min
December 27, 2023 Segment City Episode 177- A Post Elf World
It’s a holiday roundup! This week’s podcast has entirely Christmas and holiday themed segments, just in time for you to sit around the fire with your family and all tune in to Segment City.
Theo has a report of a Taco Bell holiday party that went completely off the rails, and a collection of festive Florida Man stories.
Will has a bundle of Santa crime news stories, and an edition of Amazon Erotica that’s wrapped up just for you ;)
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 13min
December 20, 2023 Segment City Episode 176 - Outlaw Otter
“EVERYBODY STAND BACK! We have a rouge otter on the loose! His many crimes are too horrific to describe, but I will try. For 324 acts of smashing clams against his belly, 420 acts of squeaking adorably, stealing 3 surfboards, and for 1 act of negligent homicide, we have to throw him in jail. But if he squeaks for a 421st time then maybe we’ll put him on parole- Oh and he just did so he has to be on parole now.”

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how different the Polar Express movie differs from the book, Denny’s new drive through option, Post Malone buying a $2,000,000 Magic the Gathering card, the search for an outlaw otter, a dog named Scooter who won the “World’s Ugliest Dog” Competition, two stories Thanksgiving tales from “r/ AmItheAsshole featuring an angry girlfriend who was pushed into the kitchen for Thanksgiving and a bratty son who ate all the meats and cheeses meant for Thanksgiving, and the tale of Dusty the Klepto kitty who stole a treasure trove of items from his neighborhood.
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
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1h 2min
December 13, 2023 Segment City Episode 175 - Now Wait Just a Horsey Second
Hey, what’s the deal with airplanes? They’re like a room, but move diagonally? And they don’t serve oats. Listen I’m a horse, I really shouldn’t be here.
This week on the podcast Will talks about his recent 10 year high-school reunion and all the wacky characters he reunited with there. He’s also got some thoughts on what makes a good pet, and some news stories covering a slew of topics from pizza restaurant robbery to the world’s oldest skydiver.
Theo’s got a recent report of a horse that got loose on a plane, as well as a Domino's pizza glitch that resulted in cheesy chaos.
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

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1h 4min

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