Some call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your body and replace your natural fluids with this thick delicious brown goop then you’re in the right place.

This week on the podcast Theo has a report from Santa Claus, Indiana where they’re building a gravy themed rollercoaster that is sure to delight. He also has a Wikipedia Historian story of the crazy Nazi scheme to crash the British economy during World War 2, and an unlikely tale that came from it.

In the spirit of the 80th anniversary of the Wizard of Oz, Will takes us through a collection of horrifying true facts about the production of the movie. He also takes us through some sound advice for how to communicate with someone during their final days.

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Nothing like being bullied at a family gathering and then they get to move 20 spaces just to rub it in.

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This week on the podcast we get straight into it! No intros, right to the segments!

Will tells us the story of the Demon Cat that haunts Washington DC who terrorizes lazy security guards and generally wreaks havoc. He also has more news of the Australian artist who really loves making people uncomfortable, and finally he brings us over to Amazon Erotica.

Theo’s got news of a Skittles and French’s Mustard collaboration you’ll never guess! Ok well there’s really only one thing that collab could be so maybe you could guess. He’s also got a collection of Florida Man stories which mostly, unsurprisingly, have to do with Gators.

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I don’t think it is terrifying! In fact, I believe more balloon creatures should have breasts! Actually please don’t quote me on that…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the “Barbenheimer” trend, if they would have weird digestion patterns for a million dollars, Hooters opening 6 units in Florida and Las Vegas, people getting upset at a busty seagull statue in Massachusetts and a multi-breasted whale hot air balloon in Australia, Theo takes us down to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” where he shows off eBay listings for a mouse in a teacup, a shitty Shakespearean mouse, and a baby doll with a possum’s head, and Will brings us some “Amazon Erotica” and describes the first two books of the “Ghostly Guardian” series by Louisa Masters.

If you’re thinking about visiting the old asylum, make sure you’ve got all the gear you need: flashlight, electroscope, magnetic field detectors, the whole lot. But ghosts hate that Devil’s lettuce, leave that stuff home or you might drive em wild with anger.

This week on the podcast Theo brings the latest concoction from Burger King Thailand, the Cheeeeesburger. He also has another batch of Farmer’s Only profiles.

Will has a Wikipedia Historian about a very dumb cultist, and how Gen Z is using a British accent as a self defense mechanism.

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“... Why do you ask?” The pilot responds, just as the duct tape holding the wings on fails.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Apple Vision Pro and its controversial price tag, a new pasta shape designed by a podcast called “Cascatelli”, McDonald’s newest nasty creation: The Hashbrown Oreo McFlurry Ice Cream Sandwich which combines hot potato with chocolate to really ruin your day, a woman wins a cheese rolling race down a hill despite being knocked unconscious, a MAGA supporter being scammed into buying “Trump Bucks”, and eBay listings for a mouse magician sawing someone in half, a possum’s head on a porcelain doll, and another animatronic possum doll bride that is perpetually screaming in the “Taxidermy Shoppe”. And Will takes us through some Nasty News including articles about a fertility doctor who used his own sperm but died in a plane crash in a plane that was hand built and a US reality TV star who had to end her fart in a jar business after she farted too much.

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Listen, the guy already has stunning locks, ripped abs, and the suffering look is really in right now. Why shouldn’t he show off his summer body in Japan? Well he has to walk there first, but that’s only going to make him more fit.

This week on the podcast, the Theo and Will talk about severing different parts of our personalities like the show “Severance”, if God farts and poops, a man who dumped 400 lbs. of pasta in the woods, the story of how Jesus moved to Japan after switching places with his brother, and America’s plan to nuke the Moon to scare the USSR.

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The accompanying marketing statement for this one said “dipping will never be the same” which… I dunno, I guess I’ll let you decide that one.

In this week’s episode we explore one of the weirdest “game changing” devices entering a McDonald’s near you. Will has two news stories of successful self defense with a slingshot, and a dog driving.

Theo takes will down the road of Farmer’s Only profiles to find a hot date.

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Do you think if you grew up and Mike Wazowski was still busting into your room every night with his comedy routine at some point you’d just… snap?

This week on the podcast Will brings a Conspiracy Query about a senator body swap, as well as a report of a woman having a full body… “expression of physical joy” during the philharmonic orchestra. 

Theo’s got a report of thousands of bees dumped on a highway, and a Wikipedia Historian investigating the link between a certain Pope’s grudge against cats and the black plague. Finally Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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And nothing is worse than a rude horse.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s preacher grandfather who revealed he hates organ music, how frustrating it is to watch content that is about your profession, going over stupid Tik Tok “foodhacks”, Will goes over the most obvious hitman plot ever as a Air National Guard put his resume on rentahitman.com (a fake hitman website), Theo continues the trend of dumb crime with stories about a bank robbery committed with a cucumber and a Taliban leader who turned himself in for his own wanted poster reward, and Will goes over the turbulent history of the “Society for Indecency to Naked Animals”, a parody group created to make fun of reporters by lobbying for animals to wear clothing.

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