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- Segment City Episode 192 - Date My AI Concierge
“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the funniest to be remade within the Cars Universe, Doritos collaboration with Mountain Dew to create a new Baja Fiery Mango soda based chip flavor, the story of the crossdressing spy Shi Pei Pu who embroiled a French diplomat in a complex espionage plot, Bumble’s new AI concierge service that will allow your AI to go on dates with other people’s AI concierges to figure out compatibility.
1 hr 8 min - Segment City Episode 191 - Jacu-jii the Human Jacuzzi Faucet
Japan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a wide range of topics, starting with Marvel movies and their ongoing listlessness. Will brings up the question of different media that should have clicked, but for some reason just doesn’t. He’s also got an investigation into mascot culture in Japan.
Theo has a review of Pancake breakfast ramen and runs Will through the recent Drake versus Kendrick rap beef.
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1 hr 18 min - Segment City Episode 190 - A Lemon for Bathing
“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse by two idiot mechanics, and Will reads us the descriptions of the “Big Burly Romance Series” by Cassi Hart all based on different manly professions such as cowboy, oil rig worker, and blacksmith.
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1 hr 6 min - Segment City Episode 189 - Extreme Birding
Birds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.
This week on the podcast Theo has a breakdown of Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Ramen, and Will has an amazing tale of a group of extreme birders who attempt to see as many birds in a day as they can. From meticulously planning their route over the year all the way through the 24 hour sprint of a day, we’ll bring you through the whole story!
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58 min - Segment City Episode 188 - The Unkillable Soldier
Can a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are!
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s eyes, Pringle’s collaboration with Crocs including a new flavor and a Pringle’s holster, how Chilean TV integrated a beer ad for Cerveza Cristal into Star Wars, and how Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart (aka “The Unkillable Soldier”) threw himself into not one, not two, but THREE wars during his lifetime and somehow survived them all, and opened water bottles cause itching?Email us at [email protected]
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1 hr 4 min - Segment City Episode 187 - Armchair Knife Swallower
You ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself — that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach someone.
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the hilarity of the canned vegetable lobby, and whether pizza needs even more cheese. Will educates Theo on the infamous Legends Football League and its various iterations. Theo has some Florida Man reports, and Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.
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1 hr 5 min - Segment City Episode 186 - Dr. Eggman’s Diabetes PSA
“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!”
“But… I don’t have diabetes!”“Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…”This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian radio station that is putting out disturbingly strange broadcasts that are thought to be used for spies or as a nuclear holocaust killswitch, Theo introduces us to “The Enhanced Games” which is a proposed athletic league that allows people to use whatever performance enhancing drugs they want in order to break world records, and a tale of a Wingstop food poisoning.Email us at [email protected]
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1 hr 10 min - Segment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?
Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across.
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1 hr 3 min - Segment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science
…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid.
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bathroom, the American debut of the KFC “Chizza” (which is pizza toppings on top of fried chicken cause what else could it be.), a Montreal man gets a letter from the Quebec government saying he was dead, and an 80 year old Montana man pleads guilty to making giant hybrid sheep for the most absurd reason imaginable.Email us at [email protected]
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1 hr 4 min - Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
New! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help!
This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with some advice on how to meet your biggest idol so all you Swifties stay tuned til the end!
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About Segment City
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Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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