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We have all heard the saying “When you only have a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Well, decipher the title of this episode and tell us what it means because I don’t know.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about temporary tattoos, reckless Boston drivers,  the New York Times’ list of best food innovations like a 3d frosting tool, new types of avocado, voice automated mixers, instant grilled cheese, and more! Also on this episode Will asks Theo “What Sounds Better to You?” with a variety of foods that have different names in the USA and the UK, and Theo takes us to the Taxidermy Shoppe to show off some nightmarish taxidermy listings on eBay such as a superhero flying squirrel, an antique doll with a demon bunny head attached, and a cowboy mouse riding a squirrel.

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This week on the podcast Theo and Will muse about which fruits could next have advertising on them, and Theo has a million dollar sandwich idea. He’s also brought the story of a man who single-handedly developed an operating system for the big man himself. Will’s brought instructions on how to craft your perfect fursona, as well as some spooky Amazon erotica finds.

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Can we really be labeled as a comedy podcast when we spend the majority of an episode talking about a famous murderer? Frankly my dear listeners, I don’t give a damn.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting rid of tough weeds, what our first Halloween costumes memories are, seasonal pumpkin spiced red vines, Will tells the horrid (and lengthy) tale of Gilles de Rais who was the right hand man of Joan of Arc as well as a real life fairy tale villain and murderer.

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Frankly, I think they need to cool it on the cream of chicken soup, but hey I’m just some guy so don’t listen to me. 

This week on the show we are joined by the one and only Rachel Robison! She’s brought us a collection of wacky foods from Utah to react to. Theo also has a story of a maybe real life ancient alien?

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Make no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this position so reckon with that first.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo talk about the Joey Chestnut’s legendary attempt at Buffalo wings, and Will brings us through a WikiHow article on seducing your professor. Theo has a Wikipedia Historian on the Baker Street Robbery and how it almost succeeded.

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Turns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what horror movie tropes creep us out, the 5 best food based Halloween costumes, a food that apparently neutralizes garlic breath, the surprisingly history of Renaissance Fairs, and we go to the Drama Corner about a woman who goes nuclear on her boyfriend’s life when she figures out he is cheating on her.

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Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up.

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Lemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My youth!

This week on the podcast Theo has a report of a few Florida residents up to their old shenanigans. Will brings us a legendary forum debate that is bound to leave you dumber for having listened to it. Finally, we round out the podcast with one of the best Taxidermy Shop segments to date.

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“You have climbed all the way up this mountain to receive my wisdom. What would you like to know?” the Guru said.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about impulse shopping, which is more stressful: Physical mail or email, Oscar Myers releasing a disgusting straw that looks and tastes like a hot dog, how to apologize to a cat, we go into the Drama Corner with a rage inducing story from r/BestofRedditorUpdates about a disputed flower girl role in a wedding, and we get hot and steamy with Amazon Erotica where we go over “Nanny for the Neighbors” by Lily Gold.

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Some call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your body and replace your natural fluids with this thick delicious brown goop then you’re in the right place.

This week on the podcast Theo has a report from Santa Claus, Indiana where they’re building a gravy themed rollercoaster that is sure to delight. He also has a Wikipedia Historian story of the crazy Nazi scheme to crash the British economy during World War 2, and an unlikely tale that came from it.

In the spirit of the 80th anniversary of the Wizard of Oz, Will takes us through a collection of horrifying true facts about the production of the movie. He also takes us through some sound advice for how to communicate with someone during their final days.

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