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“I love this gorilla and he loves me! At least, I think he does. He mostly bares his teeth at me and gives me the thumb across the neck hand signal, which must mean love in Gorilla…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the Danish “Kageman” or “Cake Man” that is a tradition that is only meant to disturb children, Theo takes us on the flavor journey that is the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream, Will tells us the newest scientific breakthrough as Scientists unveil a meatball made from cloned mammoth meat, Theo recounts a Gorilla attacking a guest in a Dutch zoo with surprising motives, and Will explains how to stay calm during confrontations.

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Don’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means.

This week on the podcast Will talks about the many methods of getting rid of lionfish, as well as a report on the new nutritious Lunchables. Which is pretty much admitting that they weren’t nutritious before, but hey who’s even paying attention. He also talks about a man who is re-enacting Easter to the most literal degree for the 33rd time in a row.

Theo has a story of a lawsuit that somehow made it all the way up to the Supreme Court which really made us wonder, “Shouldn’t someone less qualified handle this?” He’s also got a trio of Florida Men back up to their classic hijinks.

Also, Will ends the show with a truly marvelous review of Spongebob: The Musical which you won’t want to miss.

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Tip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about sending postcards in 2023, how weird modern advertisements are, Campbell’s soup’s strange new Ghost Pepper soup, Will tells you “How to Quit Your Job without Burning Bridges” (as literally written by HR), and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show us some terrifying celebrity cosplay rats including one that looks like John Belushi from Animal House, Austin Powers, and also a mysterious totally real (not fake) pirate treasure from eBay.

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Come on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze our branding.

This week on the podcast Theo reports on the return of the KFC Double Down, a truly chaotic creation making it’s re-debut. He also brings a selection of posts from the subreddit Am I the Devil for Will to witness how terrible people are to one another.

Will has an article on How to Quit Anything, which (spoiler alert) doesn’t cover the range advertised. He also has a Wikipedia Historian on Mike the Headless chicken and his 18 months of fame.

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Self explanatory, really.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she didn’t get biscuits, Will informs the public that a deranged Cookie Monster is haunting Californian piers, Theo goes down to the “Crystal Shop” to tell us about howe specific Ebay stones can help to improve our stats and commune with ghosts and angels, and Will tells us how to take the perfect bath.

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As your mayor, I promise you this: There will be no child left behind. That is, left in the car because the Chuck E. Cheese is filled to capacity. Every block will have a Chuck E. Cheese, and every child will get to go in that nasty ball pit. That is my vow.

This week on the show, Theo explores some new catchphrases, and brings an edition of Food News that delves into children being banned from restaurants. He’s also got a Wikipedia Historian about Edward Mordrake, a man purportedly born with an extra face on the back of his head. Is it true? Maybe. Is it gross? Sure is.

Will brings a segment about a Union gold heist by the FBI, and some people who think they were robbed of the find.

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Think about it, all the worst things happen for whimsical reasons. World War 1 began because some youngsters wanted to kill an Archduke with the boyz, the Costa Concordia sank because the captain wanted to show off, and  Johnny Depp's career sank because of Johnny Depp.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about how many parts you can substitute from a recipe before it is no longer the same recipe, Fox News falls for A&W's fake tweet about their new pant-less mascot, the incredibly tragic collapse of the Yarmouth Suspension Bridge with caused by the most incredible stupid event, Theo takes us into the “Taxidermy Shoppe” with some of the grossest finds yet including a mouse stripper, dark rituals, and other genuinely gross things, and Will takes us over to  read some more “Amazon Erotica” by finishing the descriptions of the “Sinner” series (Books 3 and 4) by Susan Liberty.

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Imagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with this fabulous new X Chair!

This week on the podcast Theo reviews the recent M&Ms drama, and takes Will on a deep dive into an office chair infomercial.

Will brings us a report out of Texas that apparently pickles are a movie theater snack, and also has an update on the Wheel of Fugitive segment from several months ago. Finally, he rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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Sometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute go his way. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION!

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Garfield phones washing up on French coasts, the “Crypto House” (which is furnished and decorated with NFTs) people are trying (and failing) to sell in Hollywood, Marvin Heemeyer’s rampage through his town with a custom “Killdozer” over petty reasons, and Theo asks Will “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean” with lyrics from the songs in “Culture II” by Migos.

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This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on recent news in another edition of Is This the Onion?

Will has a story of a woman who sues the Fish and Wildlife Association after she lost 125 pounds and got a divorce from her husband because they claimed she didn’t really see a bigfoot. There are so many layers there. And finally Will’s got a segment on procreation in the final frontier… Tune in to learn what the “Two Suit” is.

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