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So you’ve decided to pop in, have you? Do you know what day it is? Well, probably not Halloween day as of you listening to this episode, but close enough! Prepare for extra special Halloween segments!

This week on the podcast, Will walks us through the story of the Bell Witch, an apparition reported to have been so real as to even kill someone! Theo brings a collection of goofy scary movies, as well as a report of the largest pumpkin grown this year, and an interview with Halloween’s most hated villain: raisins. And finally, Will caps it off, of course, with a Halloween Amazon Erotica.

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Turns out, Loch Ness monster was an not a spooky spirit, but a beautiful angel that immediately emerged ad destroyed the priest for his blasphemy with angelic rays of light coming out of its mouth  

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new Kith streetwear collection, Will continues his investigation into the documentary “Hellier” by going over some contrasting reviews of the show, goes over some strange theories in the book  “The Goblin Universe”, and goes into a real reported Goblin story that made its mark in American folklore as the “Hopkinsville Goblins”! And finally, Theo brings us into the unsolved mystery of what happened to Michael Rockefeller when he was on an anthropological mission to study the people of New Guinea.

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You look like you ain’t from around here… What? You never seen a rat ridin’ a chicken? This is perfectly natural! God made rat, and then he made a beast for the rat to ride around on, simple as that.

In this episode, Will is once again visited by the taxidermist who tempts him with some amazing deals. Theo and Will discuss the merits of S’mores Pepsi flavors, and Will brings a segment about the reality TV show Black/White and another about Kentucky Goblins.

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There are a lot of reasons to get married. Love. Convenience. Gaining political power. But to make people drive hours to your hastily constructed marriage (despite having years to plan it, like a kid getting his project done the night before it's due) because you want the tax breaks for being married! Uncool. At least it had an open bar…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s dentist lamentations, Theo talks about a suspected professional chess cheating scandal using a very… interesting method, Will recounts a wedding he went to that featured funeral music, a partying bartender, and drunk mom interrogations, and Theo highlights “Wheel of Fugitive” in which a Sheriff selects a “Fugitive of the Week” using a game show wheel that, unsurprisingly, is facing controversy.

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Living within you there are two wolves. One loves to eat raw meat. The other thinks maybe that’s not such a great idea since while they do live within you, they know humans aren’t suited to doing that.

This week Theo recounts a few stories from his recent trip to Norway, and discusses the merits of Kevin Hart’s new plant based restaurant. He also has a new sub-topic of In the News which we’re calling, Boy This Individual Really Went Off the Rails. Will Has a report of millennials sunning their perennials, and a raw meat influencer who’s making it happen.

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Do you think Kenny Loggins knew that his hit song would be the basis of a joke about an alfredo based traffic incident? Probably not. Did he know it would be used to show shirtless dudes playing volleyball and promoting the Air Force. Honestly, probably. 

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the uselessness of Citronella candles, Will’s recent death defying trip the Acadia National Park, Theo shares the story of a jerk who won an art contest with an AI generated art work, Will goes over the news of a truck transporting Alfredo sauce covering a highway in the creamy sauce and New York residents being carded for whip cream aerosol cans, Theo goes over the bold and bad new product: Cold dogs aka hot dog ice cream (and they didn’t commit because the cowards didn’t even make it completely hot dog flavored, it is partially chocolate flavored), and Will goes over a complex tale involving a boozy cookie business, an insane news reporter, and an affair that led to the resignation of Anchorage’s mayor.

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Have you ever sat next to an alien on the bus? Maybe they whispered a secret in your ear, offering you advanced medical technology available to the public? Maybe you then decided you would use that totally real experience to start a cult?

In this week’s episode Theo brings a segment on the latest creation of Papa Johns, the “Papa Bowl” and revisits those old commercials where the guy put his social security number on the side of a truck, remember that?

Will has a Wikipedia historian on snail racing and a news story of the supposed Canadian “Q Anon Queen” who apparently thought trying to arrest the police was a good idea.

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Are you sure you’re TOUGH and MACHO enough for this OOOOOZE?! Well, just rub it on your groin and it will give you the toughest thing of all: CANCER!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Theo’s disastrous tasting of lobster ice cream, not knowing other people’s pooping habits, Theo begins his eternal “Pumpkin Spice Watch” where he goes into some wacky pumpkin spice flavored foods (and other products), Will goes over the strange Tumblr archetype of the “Tumblr Sexyman” aka sexifying a villainous character into a skinny white boy (even if they aren’t one in their original form) including the Onceler, Bill Cypher, and the clock from “Don’t Touch Me I’m Scared”, Theo asks Will “Is This ‘The Onion’?” with stories of Congressmen promising not to eat dog penis again (again?!), the new company BroSludge selling Orange Guck for men’s genitals, and trying to run over a child with a Tesla to show it can’t run over a child, and Will goes over some extremely good animals that have diplomas (usually in an effort to catch fraud but it’s still cute).

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In this week’s episode, Theo and Will start off by discussing  if the MCU is due to collapse. Will shares the latest in Candy Corn innovation, and updates us on the latest Florida Man happenings. Theo takes us through the continued drama surrounding Papa Johns and their insane former CEO.

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“Sadly, there will be extra time in the ball pit. Not because there is time slot system, but because it’s deflating. Oh and someone pissed in it. No refunds.”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about “This American Life” unironically doing the same story as our “This American Life” parody (check out that parody in Episode 100), Will’s recent night cramps, what media bums us out, Theo asks “What Does This Rap Lyric Mean?” about “Fourth Chamber” by Ghost Face Killah and “Diet Coke” by Pusha T, Will continues his investigation into Pornhub’s Yearly Insights including statistics about how holidays and national events affect site traffic, Theo talks about Fancy Feast’s new limited (human) restaurant “Gatto Bianco”, and Will takes us back in time to recount the disaster that was DashCon, the first (and only) Tumblr fan convention.

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