Ok this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and we aren’t even using them!!

This week on the podcast Will introduces us to some truly bewildering Puritan names, and has a duo of “In the News” segments about a seemingly mild-mannered teacher getting into some bad business with a cartel, as well as a series of hitmen each lazier than the last. Theo pitches savory cupcakes to Will, and then proceeds to traumatize him with a truly horrific “Taxidermy Shop” segment.

Oh also — stay til the end of this one, the best joke is in the last 2 minutes, after we do the outro.

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