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“EVERYBODY STAND BACK! We have a rouge otter on the loose! His many crimes are too horrific to describe, but I will try. For 324 acts of smashing clams against his belly, 420 acts of squeaking adorably, stealing 3 surfboards, and for 1 act of negligent homicide, we have to throw him in jail. But if he squeaks for a 421st time then maybe we’ll put him on parole- Oh and he just did so he has to be on parole now.”
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“EVERYBODY STAND BACK! We have a rouge otter on the loose! His many crimes are too horrific to describe, but I will try. For 324 acts of smashing clams against his belly, 420 acts of squeaking adorably, stealing 3 surfboards, and for 1 act of negligent homicide, we have to throw him in jail. But if he squeaks for a 421st time then maybe we’ll put him on parole- Oh and he just did so he has to be on parole now.”
Email us at [email protected]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ