Gushers are the ultimate “My mom never let me have this as a kid so now that I’m an adult. I’m gonna have some and oh god they aren’t as good as I remember.” Don’t get me wrong, they aren’t bad. I just wished they gushed a bit more. I guess I just spoiled our review of Gushers. It’s ok, no one reads these descriptions anyway. This week Will and Theo talk about the Fantasy Podcaster League, what happens if a performer has to poop on stage, getting eaten by a bear for a million dollars, a retro review of Gushers, fruit leather, “Is This the Onion?” a new game where Theo presents three news story, only one of which is not an Onion article, and the second installment of “The Absurdity of Life” in which the main character arrives for the first day of work and has some obstacles getting in the building.