Ah, the old Descartes quote, “I see bees, therefore I am bees.” Wait, am I remembering that right…? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about tarot cards, if Millennials will be able to keep up with technology in the future, the adventures of Florida Man and his quest to slap his girlfriend with a cheeseburger, the worst Top 50 Sci fi TV show list (seriously, who made this piece of garbage list?), “31 Insanely Irrelevant Acronyms on the FBI’s Epic List of Internet Slang” featuring acronyms nobody has ever said or typed before because they are uncommon, too long, or both, and Will delves deep into some Amazon Erotica where he reads the descriptions for a trilogy of Santa Claus themed smut including “Santa Steps Out”, “Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes”, and “Santa Claus Saves the World” by Robert Devereux.