“To My Lusty Son, you’re nasty and you know it. You keep writing graffiti on the walls about your… exploits and now I will call you out in a similar fashion. You must get this from your nasty father.” This week on the podcast, the boys discuss peeing sitting down, if we would get a Pinocchio nose for a million dollars, the final installment of “Pompeii Graffiti!” in which the boys read some Roman graffiti about lusty sons, pooping in the same spot in public, and calculating a bar tab on a wall, Theo recounts the life of Adolf Sax the inventor of the Saxophone from his accident prone childhood to being snubbed for an award because he was too young to his sour luck ending him up in destitution, and the boys read Chapters 6 and 7 of the most infamous fanfiction: “My Immortal”!