UwU I loooove to go to Daaaaddy’s Daaaaairy! He makes it fresh :) Oh god, even I hate this character. Let’s never talk about this ever again. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what animals must think when they see humans running, when the last we drank a glass of milk was, the poorly named ice cream parlor “Daddy’s Dairy”, Will recounts a story of a man who dumped a “Big Pile of Eels” in a New York City lake, Theo takes us into the disturbing government experiments performed in Project MK Ultra, and Will reads the titles of Chuck Tingle’s work including “The State of California Stalks My Gay Bu**hole”, “Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats”, “Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers Volume 1” through way too many, and many other stories, some that are weirdly topical and political but we won’t get into that.