We're back this week to talk about the news. We rehash old arguments about Donald Trump, plus Colin Kaepernick and getting fired for bad thoughts. 

This week we discuss pizza delivery, the job that brought Matt and Steve together back in the year 2000. We talk about our respective histories as pizza deliverers, what we loved about the job, and the behind-the-scenes secrets only former pizza people know about.

By request, we discuss our top cartoon movies.

This week we talk about our pets, alive, dead and soon to be dead (maybe). Our pets have been us since college, through moves, new homes, new wives, and children. We talk the highs and lows of living with beasts. Matt reflects fondly, but Steve warns: don't get pets. 

Sorry for being late. Last week Matt and I talked about food, getting fat, and getting old. We spent half of this show talking about Donald Trump too, so be warned. 

This week we examine the list of top baby names for 2016. We talk about the good and the bad on that list, and about naming in general. Matt explains the pain of having a first name for a last name. Steve is mad at people who ask him if it's Steve or Steven.

Part 3 of our Seinfeld vs. Friends mini-challenge. We pick the best episode between the two shows and tackle the toughest question of all, which of these two shows is better? Thanks Josh, we hope to collaborate again soon. 

This week we talk about the exciting world of game shows. We give our top 5 game shows and marvel at their ability to keep people tuning in day after day, often for decades. 

This week we talk about the best beat 'em up movies from the 1980s. We love the death and destruction.

We are back this week for Part 2 of our Seinfeld vs. Friends mini-challenge. This week we'll complete the right side of the bracket and get down to our 6 finalists.