Today, we’re wondering if telling salacious sex stories is the ultimate aphrodisiac and why my mother’s Trump Derangement Syndrome is a sign of extreme lack. We’re exploring my own identity as a 'Big Giant Baby' and the night a foot-long millipede tried to end my honeymoon in South Korea. Plus, I’ll share how a naked, flappin' penis in a dream helped me realize that beneath anxiety lies a giant bubble of sadness.

Whether you're here to confront your own fears or you just want some PG-13 nudity, let’s get vulnerable.

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