Sell Me On It!

I used to dream

That my screams could tear down walls

My Neighbor Santa

Death Cab to Chernobyl

Vigilante Dentistry

If there's no light in this world

Let's stand in the dark, and be our own

And the first one tore a picture

Of a dead and hanging man

Computers are fun

Spelunky lives On Avery Island

Lemme stand Nier yr dongle

With a match that's mean and some gasoline

You won't see me anymore

You're asking me...

Who does the dishes after the revolution?

Our weapons are cursed but there are dishes in the sink!

We do not wish to gatekeep the sacred knowledge of the excellent Exanima, nor the majestic Sword and Sworcery EP.

Please accept these quests!

I do my own dishes now, I'll do my own dishes then

You know it's always the ones who don't, that ask that fucking question

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Sit down by the fireplace and enjoy our 2021 Holiday Special.

We talk a few of our favorite (and not so favorite) things of the holiday season.

We wish you a wonderful holiday, and a good year to come.

And I know how it's to be

Open up you hexagons, but don't hit the slimes!

Dead Leaf Echo in the Purple Mountains.

Tire adventures all around

Some are young and some are free

We're always talkin talkin talkin talkin shit now.

We talk on everything from Wu-Tang to Corn mazes, brotherly hangouts to Story's birthday glamper.

Inside the Clustertruck of life, They Bleed Pixels.

Some things will never change.

Dancing in a swirl of golden memories

Here comes the real life talk.  Also, misinterpreted expressions, Squid Game, Midnight Mass, dogs destroy things, game podcasts are alright sometimes, Overcooked with kids, Metroid Dread, Brogue, Over the Garden Wall, call your friends, Alan Wake, and Swery65 games.

The loveliest lies of all

Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die

We talk about Big & Rich, Spookware, Game Burglars, Duck Game, Roblox public exposure, Saturday Morning RPG, Teleglitch, Skulls of the Shogun, Spelunky 2, Adult Toys of Hardee’s, sad environmental storytelling,  figuring out DeathLoop, Blossom Tales, Wu-Tang, Midnight Mass, father daughter day, TowerFall Ascension, Trick 'r Treat, Gregory Horror Show, Horror Anthologies, the Babadook, Fair-Haired Child, Masters of Horror, the Good Son, Rubber Johnny, reloading, Lamb, Metroid Dread,  mini vacations, and Halloween Forever.

All goes well for about a week

And then your coffin begins to leak...

You know what makes me happy?

The things that make you sad.

This week it is all about Rosa, Perfect Dark reboot, Skate games, Pi holes, Harbor Freight haul, Ammo test, Cat + Car, wet fish, Linux, occasional dog, Overcooked 2, DS3, Mortal Shell DLC, Hitman, Max Payne, Blossom Tales, Death Loop, Avengers game, DBZ, Kenny G + Aaron Neville, Comic Con, Gavin Smith, Wolverine teaser trailer, classic superhero cartoons and arcade games, Game Burglars, Firewatch, What If?, Streets of Rage, Val Kilmer doc, New Batman, Lamb, the Last Duel, Affleck vs. Damon, Rez Dogs, AHS, WWDITS, Wu-Tang, Shaolin Soccer, Idiocracy, Extract, Davey504, Vaati Vidya, Soccer dad life, Shia Labeouf as Bilbo, Balkey, Fall, TROMA, Kena, Death Stranding Director's Cut, Job, Castlevania, Dark Side of the Ring, the Titans, Sopranos prequel, the new Matrix, and releasing movies on streaming platforms.

I found my indecision.

I've been waiting 

Waiting under things that rise in the morning

Now we speak on Raspberry Pi, car troubles, reloading, Linux class, Alan Wake Remake, Candleman, Android emulation, wobbly life, screen resolutions, fun times with dogs, pool season is over, exercise equipment, mount your friends… television, be your own handy dad, grilling out, appreciating what you have, job seeking, the Worst Song on Earth, Screaming Females records, MoonRunners Comp, Turnstile, rymdkapsel, klocki, PvZ, Overcooked, DS3, NAT issues, the Pathless, Travis Strikes Again, NMH 3, AHS, Rez Dogs, What We Do in the Shadows, Wu-Tang show, the morality of animal murder vs. human murder, John Wick 1-3, Grow Up, Rosa's I Mississippi You, FO76, Noita, Examina, make something to be proud of, Fear Street, Death Loop, Death Stranding, and kids soccer.

The more you've found, the less you've been around