Semi Pro Film Show

Semi Pro Film Show

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Semi Pro Film Show episodes

  • That’s the tuberculosis effect | Tombstone (1993)

    That’s the tuberculosis effect.We sat down to talk about Tombstone (1993)… and quickly realized one thing:Doc Holliday absolutely steals the entire movie.From Val Kilmer’s iconic performance to the chaos of the Wild West, this turned into a mix of actual movie breakdown, random debates, and completely off-the-rails moments.In this episode we get into:Why Doc Holliday is the coolest (and maybe grossest) character everWhether Wyatt Earp is even the real main characterThe world of Tombstone and why it feels so aliveThe legendary moments that make this movie a classicIf you love movies, westerns, or unfiltered conversations — this one’s for you.👍 Like, comment, and subscribe for more movie breakdowns and chaos.


    1 hr 9 min
  • What Beer Does Peter Parker Drink? (And Why Did We Bring Up 9/11?) | Spider-Man 2002

    We watched Spider-Man (2002) and somehow ended up asking the most important question of all: what beer would Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker actually drink? 🍺From Banquet vs Budweiser to IPAs, homebrew theories, and pure early-2000s nostalgia, this episode turns into a full-on love letter to Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, the era of practical effects, and why this movie still hits so hard. We talk about the 35mm open matte version, the look and texture of early 2000s films, why this might be the perfect superhero origin story, and how it stacks up against Spider-Man 2, The Dark Knight, and more.If you grew up rewinding this movie on VHS (or melting it in your VCR), this one’s for y

    1 hr 8 min
  • This is the Worst (Or Best) James Bond Movie | Die Another Day

    We continue our journey through the James Bond movies with Pierce Brosnan’s Die Another Day (2002) — and somehow, this one turns into one of our most unhinged Bond discussions yet.Between invisible cars, face-swapping villains, ice palaces, CGI wave surfing, and peak early-2000s excess, this episode goes completely off the rails. We talk about why Die Another Day feels like both a celebration and a parody of Bond, where it’s insanely fun, where it completely loses the plot, and why this might be the most “early 2000s blockbuster” Bond ever made.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Jeffery Epstein is in This Movie | License to Kill (Feat. Younity)

    We continue our journey through the James Bond movies with Timothy Dalton’s Licence to Kill (1989) — and somehow, this one turns into the weirdest Bond discussion yet.Between revenge plots, sharks, cocaine, 80s action vibes, and a villain who looks uncannily like a certain infamous real-life figure, this episode goes completely off the rails. We talk about why Licence to Kill barely feels like a Bond movie, where it works, where it doesn’t, and why this might be the most “80s action movie” Bond ever made.Featuring Younity, chaotic side conversations, and way too much time spent on one extremely distracting lookalike.🎬 Movie: Licence to Kill (1989)🍸 Series: James Bond Retrospective🎙️ Podcast: Semi-Pro Film Show / Cimipro Film Show⚠️ Note: This is a comedy review and commentary. Any “lookalike” jokes are exactly that—jokes.If you’re bingeing the Bond films with us, drop a comment and tell us where you rank Timothy Dalton’s Bond.

    1 hr 3 min
  • James Bond Has Three Nipples in This One | The Man With the Golden Gun

    We continue our journey through the James Bond films by diving into The Man With the Golden Gun (1974) — Roger Moore’s second outing as 007, featuring Christopher Lee as one of the coolest villains in franchise history.This episode goes everywhere:• Roger Moore vs. Sean Connery debates• Why 1970s movies feel weird• Christopher Lee being the real-life James Bond• The golden gun, the third nipple, and questionable sidekicks• Why this movie is mid… but somehow incredibleIt’s not the best Bond movie — but it might be one of the most fun we’ve covered so far.🎙️ This is Semi-Pro Film Show, a movie podcast where we overthink movies that absolutely do not deserve it.👇 Drop a comment if this is your James Bond era👍 Like & subscribe for more chaotic film breakdowns

    1 hr 4 min
  • James Bond in a Kilt is horny, and Way Ahead of His Time | On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    James Bond in a kilt.Louis Armstrong in space.A villain named Blofeld (or “Blowshart”).And somehow… the most James Bond movie ever made.In this episode, we dive headfirst into On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)—the weirdest, boldest, and most misunderstood Bond film of all time. From George Lazenby replacing Sean Connery, to undercover genealogy, to ski chases, romance montages, fourth-wall breaks, and a very different take on 007, this movie shouldn’t work… but absolutely does.We break down:Why this Bond feels decades ahead of its timeHow the franchise survived its first recastThe origins of “rogue Bond”Why this might secretly be the blueprint for modern Bond filmsAnd yes… why this may be the gayest James Bond movie ever madeThis is part movie analysis, part comedy meltdown, and part love letter to a film that almost killed the franchise—and accidentally saved it.🎙️ New episodes weekly🎬 Bond fans, movie nerds, and chaos enjoyers welcome

    1 hr 3 min
  • This James Bond Movie Is INSANE (Sean Connery, Slaps, & Space Buttholes)

    Sean Connery’s James Bond gets absolutely unhinged in You Only Live Twice — and we were not ready for it.In this episode, we revisit one of the most bizarre, chaotic, and “they’d never make this today” Bond films ever made. From infamous Sean Connery quotes, to questionable 60s attitudes, to space butthole ships, ninjas, sumo wrestling, and full-on cultural whiplash, this movie is a wild ride from start to finish.We break down:The most INSANE moments in classic James BondWhy this movie feels like licking a batteryHow 60s Bond fantasy clashes hard with modern audiencesSean Connery’s most controversial on-screen momentsWhy You Only Live Twice is still weirdly entertainingIf you love movie podcasts, bad-but-fun films, or chaotic film commentary, this one’s for you.🎬 Movie Podcast🍸 James Bond🤯 Unfiltered Reactions

    1 hr 1 min
  • We Watch The Punisher (1989)

    🎬 Welcome to the Semi Pro Film Show!🍿Today Dalton and Daniel are watching The Punisher (1989).So grab your popcorn, relax, and buckle up as Dalton and Daniel take you away on a wild journey through the movie (But not in a creepy way).Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and join the conversation in the comments below! 🎥✨PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SemiProFilmShow

    1 hr 28 min

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