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”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“Senseless Mind Syndrome”
His IQ is in the high teens
What’s left in his head constantly shrinking
A confined vocabulary
Just two-letter words, maybe three
He’s ignorant of everything
From physics to human anatomy
Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese
That femurs were types of monkeys
It’s outdated, dissipated
His brain had its day, so he says again, again
He’s concocted another word
He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur
It’s not a noun and not a verb
What it is no one can be sure
He acts like an illiterate
If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”
“Bigly” words are his nemesis
Like “ambiguity” or “twit”
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through
Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient
He is his own worst enemy
Not a victim, but a villain
An enemy to you and me
To everybody
It’s outdated, dissipated
He is his own worst enemy
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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By Craig Rozniecki
4.8
55 ratings
“Senseless Mind Syndrome”
His IQ is in the high teens
What’s left in his head constantly shrinking
A confined vocabulary
Just two-letter words, maybe three
He’s ignorant of everything
From physics to human anatomy
Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese
That femurs were types of monkeys
It’s outdated, dissipated
His brain had its day, so he says again, again
He’s concocted another word
He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur
It’s not a noun and not a verb
What it is no one can be sure
He acts like an illiterate
If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”
“Bigly” words are his nemesis
Like “ambiguity” or “twit”
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through
Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient
He is his own worst enemy
Not a victim, but a villain
An enemy to you and me
To everybody
It’s outdated, dissipated
He is his own worst enemy
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A